Well folks, that does it for me. I hope you were informed as well as entertained today. Sure, there was a bump in the road (what a woodead I am), but I believe things went reasonably well overall. In the end, I suppose that's where hope gets you. Learn from me, kids.

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Barry Petchesky has got your back tomorrow.

Have a great evening. Remember, nothin' lasts forever, even cold November rain. Well, except for this video. Nine minutes? Sheesh. Axl Rose, you maniacal egomaniac!

(thanks to DS reader Merle for the screencap)

The details of her death are still a little hazy, but thanks to the fine poon detectives at Mac G's World, here is what we think we know:

SEC Poon was shut down due to a request by Bama coach Saban or more than likely, his legal reps. A picture of his 15 year old niece was posted on the site.

[...]

The conclusion is that the creators of SEC Poon attempted to keep the site alive by deleting her picture, before the plug was eventually pulled on ALL of the Poon.

But hey, chin-up, poon lovers — a Google cache of the site still exists. And honestly, what's more fun than some sweet, sweet cache poon? Don't answer that.

Deepest Regrets [SEC Poon]
The Power Of The Poon [Mac Gs World]