A Shitting Irish Setter, And More Of The Grossest Things You've Seen On Public Transit 

Asking about the grossest thing you guys have ever seen on public transportation may have been a mistake, because I’ve been forced to read many a tale about public defecation and urination, among other bodily fluid-based adventures. If that tickles your fancy, then hang on for our readers’ tales of the most disgusting… »11/19/15 11:28am11/19/15 11:28am


Indiana Highway Shut Down By Big Ol' Pile Of Frozen Doo-Doo

The terrible weather experienced recently across Real America has many commuters decrying the state of their streets. Only Hoosiers, though, can accurately claim to have dealt with truly shitty roads. That's because yesterday, one tanker accidentally dumped around 300 to 400 gallons of raw sewage on I-65. »2/20/15 2:24pm2/20/15 2:24pm

An Exceedingly Polite Beginner's Guide To Anal Sex

Anal play, as you likely well know by now, is having its moment. Hell, even Vogue is writing about it, and Harvard is, like, teaching classes about the basics of butt-banging. But we can't all go to Harvard (and thank God for that), which means that the 101-type stuff that a lot of curious folks might benefit from… »2/09/15 4:17pm2/09/15 4:17pm

Brooklyn Man Takes Big Ol' Dump Outside Supermarket

I'm gonna go ahead and warn you right now that this video shows a man pooping in public. And it's not subtle or anything. You don't have to go searching the frame for the moment the poop arrives. But I tell you: It's the best goddamn poop video I've ever seen. By a grand measure. I don't regret watching this man… »2/04/15 11:16am2/04/15 11:16am

​Why Is There Poop on My Thong? An Investigation

If you are a woman who wears a thong, perhaps you have encountered a moment wherein upon removal of said thong, there is something which appears to be poop-like on the string. You know how to wipe; hygiene is a priority to you. This is no doubt poop-plexing. What is causing this scourge? And how to avoid it? »8/07/14 2:00pm8/07/14 2:00pm

What If Baseball's Unwritten Rules Applied To Real Life?

Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Drew Magary is on summer vacation with his family, because he's basically John Candy. My name is A.J. Daulerio, substitute funbaggot. Today we're offering pithy, sometimes thoughtful responses about life's rich… »7/29/14 2:49pm7/29/14 2:49pm