We Must All Protect Alfonso Soriano's Feelings

You know the Cubs are competitors this year because their fans are getting ornery. And the target of their orneriness has been Alfonso Soriano, who plays left field as if he's crossing ice with eels as slippers. But the Cubs organization has had just about enough of fans' darned negativity. » 5/27/08 7:30pm 5/27/08 7:30pm