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    Requiem For The Pimlico Beer Gauntlet
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    05/14/09

    In reply to Requiem For The Pimlico Beer Gauntlet
    Man, they're really going low-rent for this Magneto Origins movie.
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    05/14/09

    In reply to Requiem For The Pimlico Beer Gauntlet
    Beer will still be served-at the surprisingly reasonable rate of $3.50
    Just wait until they find out they're served in flouride cups.
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    05/14/09

    In reply to Requiem For The Pimlico Beer Gauntlet
    Oh Natty Boh, the pipes, the pipes need cleaning...
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    05/14/09

    In reply to Requiem For The Pimlico Beer Gauntlet
    As a dude who "likes to check shit out"; whether it be a drunk chick, a cool car, a radio t-shirt giveaway, or even just a large dog napping in the shade-- this is a dark day.
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    05/14/09

    @Stev D: As a dude who "likes to check shit out";


    I bet you absolutely love libraries, don't you?

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    05/14/09

    @David Hume: A lot don't let me back after my initial visit. But that's a different story.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/14/09

    In reply to Requiem For The Pimlico Beer Gauntlet
    I feel bad that those guys can't jump from port-a-potty to port-a-potty anymore. This means the next thing to go airborne in Baltimore will probably be AIDS.
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    05/14/09

    In reply to Requiem For The Pimlico Beer Gauntlet
    Hitting people with 12-oz projectiles may be Baltimore's thing but 40oz. projectiles are Philly's thing.
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    05/14/09

    @Hey Otis!: And Detroit's projectiles are usually 9mm.
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    05/14/09

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    Fans will no longer be allowed to haul massive coolers full of Busch Light


    Good. The goddamn mountains up here were getting too crowded, anyways.

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    05/14/09

    In reply to Requiem For The Pimlico Beer Gauntlet
    I think old bloody chest up there will be recall "When I became an embarrassment to Baltimore." as the reason he chose to join AA.
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    05/14/09

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    Okay, but they can still Bring Their Own cargo shorts and backwards baseball caps, right?
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    05/14/09

    In reply to Requiem For The Pimlico Beer Gauntlet
    Well, the infield port-o-johns at the Pimlico have replaced "bar bathroom" as the place I would least want to take a shit.
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    05/14/09

    In reply to Requiem For The Pimlico Beer Gauntlet
    I believe running the Pimlico Beer Gauntlet is what killed Johnny Unitas.
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    05/14/09

    In reply to Requiem For The Pimlico Beer Gauntlet
    Baltimore's ban on drunk people in the infield is the only thing keeping them from trading for Barry Zito.
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    05/14/09

    In reply to Requiem For The Pimlico Beer Gauntlet
    Why is it that I loved college, but as soon as I was done I immediately adopted a hatred of all college students?
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    05/14/09

    @BarbarobicsInstructor: The only thing worse than college students is people in their 30s and 40s that still act like they're in college.
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    05/14/09

    @Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Even worse, when said people are in their 50s and 60s. Just like the last family wedding I went too.
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    05/14/09

    In reply to Requiem For The Pimlico Beer Gauntlet
    "I'm definitely not going this year, and I don't know anyone who is," James Reiter furiously typed on his mom's computer. "ZZ Top seems lame to me. I'm more of a Girl Talk kind of guy."
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    05/14/09

    @X-tacle: you really hate Girl Talk, don't you?
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    05/14/09

    In reply to Requiem For The Pimlico Beer Gauntlet
    Banning BYOB is a nice first step but whatever happened to a good old fashioned genocide?
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