Portland Man Running For Mayor, Punching Pick-Up Basketball Opponents In The Balls

I should clear something up. Democrat Jefferson Smith (pictured, right)* has denied punching any pick-up basketball opponent in the balls. His opponent yelled "You just punched me in the balls!" and Smith replied "I punched you in the thigh, not the balls." So, in the interest of fair and balanced coverage, he… »7/08/12 11:53am7/08/12 11:53am