potatpwned!
If you're Irish like me, this is pretty much an everyday occurrence. But for others it may be rare: During a drunken Thanksgiving argument,
a wife grabbed a potato and fired it at her husband, nailing him right in the snout and knocking him to Dream Town. (As Emeril would say: "Bam!"). Aside from the hilarious image this brings to mind, I also have to believe that it didn't take Scott Boras any more than 10 minutes to hear about the "perfect game" and attempt to track her down.
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