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    The Patriots Public Relations Department Has Had a Busy Week
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    11/11/08

    In reply to The Patriots Public Relations Department Has Had a Busy Week
    "Hey AJ, go back home to your mother's basement and type a slanderous post about this."
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/11/08

    In reply to The Patriots Public Relations Department Has Had a Busy Week
    I can't believe they haven't had a winning season with a nickname like Magicians.


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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    11/11/08

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Doug Henning is insulted by your insinuation. He's an "illusionist", damnit
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    Image of Tiger_Tanaka Tiger_Tanaka
    11/11/08

    In reply to The Patriots Public Relations Department Has Had a Busy Week
    Those players should transfer from the Magicians to the Woburn Winged Unicorns.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    11/11/08

    In reply to The Patriots Public Relations Department Has Had a Busy Week
    Head coaching and hi-larious Lisa Lampenelli zingers do not mix.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    11/11/08

    In reply to The Patriots Public Relations Department Has Had a Busy Week
    Go back to the 'hood and sell drugs.


    Maybe the guy should stop stealing insults from House...


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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/11/08

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: At the very least he could have called him "Blackpoleon Blackaparte."
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    Image of RugDaniels RugDaniels
    11/11/08

    In reply to The Patriots Public Relations Department Has Had a Busy Week
    And to a Jewish player
    no winning seasons you say?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/11/08

    @RugDaniels:


    Yeah but their team stats were kept impectably.

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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    11/11/08

    In reply to The Patriots Public Relations Department Has Had a Busy Week
    "Go home and choke on your matzo balls."
    "Coach, I'm not allowed to eat during Yom Kippur."
    "Ok. Go home and help the other kid sell drugs."
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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    11/11/08

    In reply to The Patriots Public Relations Department Has Had a Busy Week
    Go home and get a boy's name!
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/11/08

    In reply to The Patriots Public Relations Department Has Had a Busy Week
    Does he have index cards?


    Asian players: "Go home and do some calculus"


    Hungarian players: "Go home and make some goulash"


    Panamanian players: "Go home and construct a canal"


    Samoan players: "Go home and play in the PAC 10 or at the University of Hawaii"

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    11/11/08

    @ArkansasFred: Dutch players: "Go home and split bill on a dinner date"
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/11/08

    @ArkansasFred:


    German players: "Go home and draw up a plan to bomb Pearl Harbor."

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/11/08

    @Weed Against Speed: Romanian players: "Go home and complain about Ceauşescu."
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/11/08

    @ArkansasFred: Sudanese refugee players: "Go home and...oh, wait."
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    Image of suntastic suntastic
    11/11/08

    @Weed Against Speed: I think you're confused, Sarah Palin.
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    11/11/08

    @suntastic:



    + Watch video
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    Image of Sandy Magic Jackson Sandy Magic Jackson
    11/11/08

    In reply to The Patriots Public Relations Department Has Had a Busy Week
    Yeah, the guy was a douche but... um, anyone that's had to get up at 6 AM to do bear crawls will tell you it's part of this shit. Not excusing it, but sometimes coaches are absolute assholes. Quit or transfer, those are your options, or grow a thicker skin and play on. Sorry, probably an unpopular line of thought, but that's the way I see it.
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    11/11/08

    @Sandy Magic Jackson: Is it too late for me to sue every coach I've ever had?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/11/08

    @Sandy Magic Jackson: Not unpopular, just unfunny.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/11/08

    In reply to The Patriots Public Relations Department Has Had a Busy Week
    Things really came to a head when he told star quarterback and Quebecois exchange student Pierre DuPuis to "Go home and unsuccessfully attempt to secede from the Canadian federal government!"
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    11/11/08

    In reply to The Patriots Public Relations Department Has Had a Busy Week
    Coach James was also heard to remark to senior cornerback Marty McFly, "Go back to the future and stop your son from taking part in Griff Tannen's robbery plans."
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    Image of BrockMiddlebrook BrockMiddlebrook
    11/11/08

    @Sports-Pun: He then instructed junior free safety Kyle Reese to "Go back and stop the T-800 before it kills Sarah Connor."
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/11/08

    @BrockMiddlebrook: Followed by the following pill-addled, heavily-bearded plea to girls' lacrosse star Kate Austen: "We have to go back!!"
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/11/08

    @Sports-Pun: He then said, "Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?"
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    11/11/08

    In reply to The Patriots Public Relations Department Has Had a Busy Week
    The Patriots failed to vet a high school football coach who they gave a meaningless "Coach of the Week" award to? Now that's good scandal!
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    11/11/08

    In reply to The Patriots Public Relations Department Has Had a Busy Week
    Isn't an ability to intentionally inflict emotional distress considered a job qualification for a High School football coach?


    /shivers in darkened room thinking of Junior year football camp

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/11/08

    In reply to The Patriots Public Relations Department Has Had a Busy Week
    They'd reprimand him if only they knew where he was. He was last heard telling an Italian player to "Go home and get your shinebox!".
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