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    Meet The Preakness Jump Failure Guy
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    02/06/09

    In reply to Meet The Preakness Jump Failure Guy
    FRANK THE TANK, FRANK THE TANK!


    +1 to Frank for that lady friend.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/06/09

    In reply to Meet The Preakness Jump Failure Guy
    The "horse racing" tag isn't very nice, that girl appears to be pretty good looking.
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    Image of Paul Pierced Luol's Deng Paul Pierced Luol's Deng
    02/06/09

    In reply to Meet The Preakness Jump Failure Guy
    Jagerbombs.
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    Image of Clare Clare
    02/06/09

    @Paul Pierced Luol's Deng: MUSCLE MILK!
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/06/09

    In reply to Meet The Preakness Jump Failure Guy
    Luckily, and unfortunately, he wasn't hurt by this jump,
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    02/06/09

    In reply to Meet The Preakness Jump Failure Guy
    Over under on hotchickswithdouchebags.com comments is at +/-12.5
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    02/06/09

    @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: alright nibbles. good one. pretending like there were no comments when i posted. little prick.
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    Image of AliciaSacramonesBrownie AliciaSacramonesBrownie
    02/06/09

    In reply to Meet The Preakness Jump Failure Guy
    If jumping off a toilet gets me a date with her, I'm all for it
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    02/06/09

    @AliciaSacramonesBrownie:


    Hell, if jumping in a toilet gets me a date with her, I'm all for it.

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    02/06/09

    In reply to Meet The Preakness Jump Failure Guy
    That shirt is way too loose.
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    02/06/09

    In reply to Meet The Preakness Jump Failure Guy
    He actually has a history of doing exceptionally retarded things while beligerently drunk, and this case is no different.


    I believe that is on page 2 of the guido bylaws. Just below - Hair gel, one can isn't enough

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    Image of Katni Katni
    02/06/09

    @crazyjoedavola: Thou shalt emit Axe fumes from 100 paces in any direction.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/06/09

    In reply to Meet The Preakness Jump Failure Guy
    Needs more fist pump.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    02/06/09

    In reply to Meet The Preakness Jump Failure Guy
    I got banned from Chuck E. Cheese for wearing that same exact shirt. I don't see the big deal. "The" and "with" are practically the same word anyways.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    02/06/09

    @Karlifornia: replace "The" with "For"...


    -1 sadface

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    Image of Lincecum Insider Lincecum Insider
    02/06/09

    In reply to Meet The Preakness Jump Failure Guy
    So wait, he's 21 now. That means it's entirely possible he was 20 during last years Preakness. 20 isn't old enough to drink.


    Quick, FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns, come in here and discuss the consequences of breaking laws...

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/06/09

    @Lincecum Insider:


    So wait, he's 21 now. That means it's entirely possible he was 20 during last years Preakness. 20 isn't old enough to drink.


    Where you live, maybe.

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    02/06/09

    In reply to Meet The Preakness Jump Failure Guy
    I can't wait til he shows up in the comments. Thank you Facespin.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    02/06/09

    In reply to Meet The Preakness Jump Failure Guy
    Travis Henry has the same shirt, except it says "with".
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/06/09

    In reply to Meet The Preakness Jump Failure Guy
    ...and he loves the idea of being a temporary celebrity for all the wrong reasons.


    We better be careful. That's how Charles Manson got started.

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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    02/06/09

    In reply to Meet The Preakness Jump Failure Guy
    His parents must be proud.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/06/09

    @formerly Chief Wahoo: If his mother is a real Italian, she is grabbing her trusty wooden spoon as we speak.
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