This Performance By A 21-Year-Old Prince Proves He Was Never Not Sexy

If you're like me, and you trusted your happiness yesterday evening to the decision-making of a man famous in part for wondering aloud if jet fuels burns hot enough to melt steel beams, you probably woke up a little glum, and you probably got glummer when you looked outside and saw a thick layer of ice coating the… »2/02/15 1:39pm2/02/15 1:39pm

Prince Fielder Would Like To Invite You To Milwaukee's Erotic Playoff-Clinching Festivities

Perhaps the most joyful of playoff entrants this year are the Milwaukee Brewers, who just a couple weeks ago were in the midst of an epic free-fall out of wild card contention. Ned Yost was shown the door, »9/29/08 9:45am9/29/08 9:45am Dale Sveum moved over to the manager's stoop (and didn't wave anyone home from the dugout), their bats woke up,…

Prince Brings His Unique Style Of Pants To The Super Bowl

As anyone who watched the NFL on CBS yesterday now knows from the above commercial, your Super Bowl halftime show performer is Prince. We don't understand this commercial in the slightest — because Prince, of course, has never once made an artistic decision based on advertisers or corporate interests ... not least… »12/11/06 4:30pm12/11/06 4:30pm