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    Tim Donaghy Has Not Been Enjoying Prison (UPDATED)
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    06/11/09

    In reply to Tim Donaghy Has Not Been Enjoying Prison (UPDATED)
    If he's not enjoying prison, he's gonna hate 21st century Zihuatanejo.
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    Image of Tobias Funke Tobias Funke
    06/11/09

    In reply to Tim Donaghy Has Not Been Enjoying Prison (UPDATED)
    That reminds me about the show on Fox where they try and break out of prison. I can't remember the title or the plot, I just know it involves a prison break.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/11/09

    @Tobias Funke: Since they escaped, shouldn't that show be called Prison Broke now?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/11/09

    In reply to Tim Donaghy Has Not Been Enjoying Prison (UPDATED)
    This is what happens when you don't keep in time during the Thriller number.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    06/11/09

    In reply to Tim Donaghy Has Not Been Enjoying Prison (UPDATED)
    Anyway, moral of the story? Prison is the worst.

    "Tell me about it."

    - John Geoghan
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/11/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: +1. Great work.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/11/09

    In reply to Tim Donaghy Has Not Been Enjoying Prison (UPDATED)
    prison might be the worst, but OZ was a cool show.


    Bogs in Shawshank got off easy.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/11/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: I don't even want to think about what Schillinger would have done to him.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/11/09

    @ScientificMapp: he would have welcomed him Tobias Beecher style.
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    Image of McCroskey McCroskey
    06/11/09

    In reply to Tim Donaghy Has Not Been Enjoying Prison (UPDATED)
    After the attack, Donaghy's assailant resumed his late afternoon duty of cutting garlic cloves with a razor blade.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/11/09

    @McCroskey: "I don't put too much unjuns in the sauce."
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/11/09

    In reply to Tim Donaghy Has Not Been Enjoying Prison (UPDATED)
    I think he's lucky to just have broken legs. Usually a monster will eat Mommy and Daddy.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/11/09

    In reply to Tim Donaghy Has Not Been Enjoying Prison (UPDATED)
    What the fuck? Was he on the island from No Escape? Was Lance Henriksen there?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/11/09

    In reply to Tim Donaghy Has Not Been Enjoying Prison (UPDATED)
    Anyway, moral of the story? Prison is the worst.


    While true, instead I might have went with "don't do shit that will land you in prison."

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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    06/11/09

    In reply to Tim Donaghy Has Not Been Enjoying Prison (UPDATED)
    When reached for comment, Donaghy replied simply "Whyyyy me? Whyyyyyyyyy?" before claiming a silver medal in women's figure skating.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/11/09

    In reply to Tim Donaghy Has Not Been Enjoying Prison (UPDATED)
    when a mobster went to town on him.


    I love you, Johnny Cakes.

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/11/09

    In reply to Tim Donaghy Has Not Been Enjoying Prison (UPDATED)
    Is it just me?


    What do Dash and Donaghy have in common?


    Neither apparently has a leg to stand on.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/11/09

    In reply to Tim Donaghy Has Not Been Enjoying Prison (UPDATED)
    Sure, Dash feels bad for Bogs, but you should see how he laughs gleefully at the end of The Notebook
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    06/11/09

    @Weed Against Speed: No spoilers!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/11/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Fact: Dash takes his portable DVD player to elementary schools and cackles as they cry at the end of Old Yeller.


    /Are we still doing this?

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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/11/09

    In reply to Tim Donaghy Has Not Been Enjoying Prison (UPDATED)
    Is the parole board "pulling a Donaghy" by shaving months off of his sentence?
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