Andy Dalton, Seventh Alternate QB, Will Play In The Dumb Pro Bowl

When the NFL totaled up the votes and named six QBs to the Pro Bowl, it also drew up a list of alternates for when players inevitably bailed due to injury or just having better things to do. That list of alternates goes down a long way. Andy Dalton, basically the King Ralph of quarterbacks, is a Pro Bowler. »1/20/15 1:52pm1/20/15 1:52pm

86 Players Not Named Odell Beckham Jr. Made The Pro Bowl

The NFL has announced the 2015 Pro Bowl rosters, and since you aren't going to watch the game nor do you actually care about the Pro Bowl, here's the actionable information: Odell Beckham Jr. did not make the team. Despite being tied for the fourth most TDs, having the third most yards per game, and pulling off by… »12/23/14 9:24pm12/23/14 9:24pm

Idiot On The Field Invades Pro Bowl, Manages To Make It Interesting

The Pro Bowl is going on right now. You knew that, right? Anyway, it's a yearly tradition for somebody to run out onto the field during the game in Hawai'i, and sure enough it happened again tonight as a bikini-clad young woman rushed out to celebrate a touchdown. From the sounds of it, she managed to evade security… »1/26/14 10:26pm1/26/14 10:26pm

NBC Really Wanted You To Know Last Night's Pro Bowl Was About "Effort"

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell made it clear the Pro Bowl wasn't long for this Earth unless selected players started showing competitive effort in the game. With broadcast rights to the televised cash cow at stake, it was important viewers get the impression what they were watching wasn't just a joke of an… »1/28/13 3:25pm1/28/13 3:25pm