James Grimes, a 3-year-old little boy from Louisiana is being hailed as a golf prodigy by a CBS local news affiliate because "he hits every ball." BFD! He doesn't even get them near the hole half the time.
Rejoice, America, for we finally have our soccer savior. He's 11. His name is Joshua.
Winning after the first round at Augusta National is the boy tied for 46th place: Tianlang Guan, the 14-year-old who as the youngest competitor in a major since 1865 sits just on the cut line at 1-over.