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    Image of Lucasentric Lucasentric
    12/12/09

    In reply to Patriot Mascot Nabbed In Prostitution Sting
    He will be replaced by the Crazy Crab until the medicated lotion takes care of his pubic lice.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/12/09

    In reply to Patriot Mascot Nabbed In Prostitution Sting
    Great. Now the St. Joe's Hawk's priapism will never die.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/12/09

    In reply to Patriot Mascot Nabbed In Prostitution Sting
    Next time, leave the costume at home!
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    Image of Evil Joe Evil Joe
    12/12/09

    In reply to Patriot Mascot Nabbed In Prostitution Sting
    Judging by the top picture, I'm surprised crime scene photos were released this quickly. He should have known something was up with a cop standing right next to him though.
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    Stev D promoted this comment Edited by Evil Joe at 12/12/09 11:06 AM Evil Joe was starred Evil Joe was unstarred
    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12/12/09

    @Evil Joe: +1
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/12/09

    In reply to Patriot Mascot Nabbed In Prostitution Sting
    Patriot Mascot Nabbed In Prostitution Sting

    Eagles mascot Swoop is thanking his lucky stars that his habit of puking on prostitutes, right before climax, hasn't been discovered by a witty headline writer.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/12/09

    @David Hume: The Phillie Phanatic has left behind him a long trail of opium residue, Thai lady-boys, and dead witnesses.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/12/09

    In reply to Patriot Mascot Nabbed In Prostitution Sting
    The Syracuse Orange faced a similar problem until it was revealed Charlie Weis had just gotten a spray tan.
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    ClintonPortishead was starred ClintonPortishead was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/12/09

    @ClintonPortishead: +1
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    12/12/09

    In reply to Patriot Mascot Nabbed In Prostitution Sting
    He just wanted to Compact her Mayflower.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    Is that sideline bloopers link being sponsored by McAfee? I think my computer is going to need the H1N1 vaccine to recover from that. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    Keep in mind that some of the less comely lasses have never surrendered their amateur status, so you can usually get them in exchange for a Double Whopper Meal Deal. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of Bucket O' Hatorade Bucket O' Hatorade
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    You'll be missed Holliday.Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out!

    #sarcasm #watercoolerfodder
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    norbizness promoted this comment Bucket O' Hatorade was starred Bucket O' Hatorade was unstarred
    Image of norbizness norbizness
    11/06/09

    @Bucket O' Hatorade: It's like that Platters song Towels Get Your Eyes. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of ripsh ripsh
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    You need to take that picture down. Those are nice girls and do not need to be associated with a headline about whores, despite your disclaimer.
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    twoeightnine approved this comment ripsh was starred ripsh was unstarred
    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    "Slovenia is apparently a wholly separate country from Slovakia."


    Yet they all pale in comparison to the might of Latveria!!! #watercoolerfodder
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    Hit Bull Win Steak was starred Hit Bull Win Steak was unstarred
    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    Your clear number one involves double penetration

    After double penetration, it'll probably involve number two. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    "Are youse girls the hookahs?" #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/13/09

    In reply to New Zealand Athlete Needs Escort To The Olympics
    The Icelandic weight lifting team has found a creative way to maximize their training time, by always carrying enough Kronas on them to buy a pack of gum.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/13/09

    @Hatey McLife: Carrying enough for a cheeseburger is liable to cause a prolapse.
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