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New York, 7:05 AM
Wed Nov 11
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#sarcasm #watercoolerfodder
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Yet they all pale in comparison to the might of Latveria!!! #watercoolerfodder
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After double penetration, it'll probably involve number two. #watercoolerfodder
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"Hi, I'm Vivian, and all the labwork involved in this PhD in molecular bioengineering is so much easier to handle after getting the business from a drunken hod carrier with a rap sheet from here to Christchurch"
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If Tae-Kwon-Do Olympian doesn't qualify as "tough-guy", you can just call me "Pretty Pretty Princess" from now on.
Maybe then I can get a job in New Zealand.
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"We only slaughter organic, free-range cattle," Braun said. "We don't treat them like hookers."
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Lets see how this changes when he only has one week left to raise 50K. That place will look like a smurf brothel.
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