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more about #acmilan more comments → David Hume: Substitute "billionaire businessman" with "thousandaire hustler" and "Kaka" with "female blonde junkie" and we have a chapter from Off The Books more » Bobby Big Wheel: I thought George Allen said this player belongs to him. more » UkraineNotWeak: Meanwhile, you can rent Landon Donovan by the hour. more » Gourmet Spud: Milan-which is owned by Italy's billionaire prime minister... "...for now." - Veronica Lario more » Weed Against Speed: Kaka, Kaka, Kaka, Kaka Khan Kaka Khan, Kaka Khan, Kaka Khan more » MarkKelsosMigraine: What's one little illegally restricted labor market between friends? I tried that line on Chris Hansen and let me tell you, it did NOT work. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: The London Flee Party. more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: There will be protests in LA, the likes of which haven't been seen since the early 90's when authorities . . . canceled "Mann and Machine." more » André Roussimoff: Europe did offer to send Josh Childress back to us. more » Hatey McLife: Becks is getting old, his hair turned white. more » Taller than Earl Boykins: Wow, when did Beckham and his bad knees suddenly get good again? While in LA was he going to swim classes with Wilfred Brimley and Don Ameche? more » Doyle McPoyle: We will require one Spice of equal or greater value. more » Weed Against Speed: I guess Cruise is going to have to get that E-meter reading on Pelé now. more » wonderlic---myballs: Who will take over the role of Xandir P. Wifflebottom on Drawn Together? more » ClintonPortishead: Clutching his sore asshole, Beckham explained that moving from LA to Italy would be his second, more enjoyable attempt at the "reverse Kobe Bryant." more » -
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$94 Million Just Ain't What It Used To Be
The world's financial oblivion has affected some sports clubs worse than others. Perhaps Real Madrid giving AC Milan $94 million to take their best player will clue you in on who the haves and have nots are. More » -
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The Great American Beckham Experiment Appears to Be Over
Due to return to Los Angeles Galaxy on March 8, Beckham now says he wants to stay in Italy. Tom Cruise and I are just devastated. [The Sun] -
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David Beckham; Always Glad To Cooperate With Photographers
And so the debate rages: Beating up the paparazzi ... crime, or public service? David Beckham seems to believe it's the latter. More » -
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Beckham Happens To Have The Kind Of Body That Excites Both Persuasions
I must admit that half the fun of this job is in reading the British tabloid headlines. Today's winner: AC Star: I'll Peek In Beck's Kecks. More » -
