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more about #adamdunn more comments → sir_pantsalot: I think the ballhawks and the players are huge piles of douchiness. Does anyone really want us to feel sorry for the pro athletes? A jersey and two si... more » Jefferson Tardship: All that pyramid needs is a perpetual fountain consisting of Summer's Eve. more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: But now that the balls are out of their original packaging they are worthless. more » David Hume: It was a clear day, and I was tending my melon patch, far from the house. Suddenly I heard the horrible screech from above - BALLHAWKS!. I knew I wa... more » UpstateUnderdog: The picture with the backwards baseball cap was I needed to see to know that this guy is a douchebag. more » Artie Fufkin: I saw a kid at a Braves game last season do the jersey swap thing. For the Marlins! This crap hobby has spread to the kids. /still bitter I never caug... more » Steve U: Kige Ramsey's efforts to construct a scale model of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon using only Tennessee Titans game-used footballs have not been as su... more » Hatey McLife: With a sufficient amount of lacquer, that could be a terrific Judas Chair for Hample. more » HockeyMountain: Just like the real pyramids, this guy probably has a hidden compartment where a real woman is locked away. more » StevieY19: And this is my pyramid, built by home run balls from Kevin Youkilis and Shawn Green... more » HockeyMountain: The solution to this is easy. On the scoreboard and over the PA just make the announcement: Because of extortion by a few select people, we will no lo... more » ArkansasFred: And here we see my room devoted to all the reasons why I will never, ever get to touch a tit. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Teams are now leery of these folks, knowing that whenever one of their players does something meaningful they have to enter into complex negotiations ... more » Matt Sussman: Hample posing with that baseball display just made Lynndie England extremely wet. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Adam Dunn clearly doesn't care about baseball... or at least winning at it. more » -
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Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
You see them at every baseball game. The obsessive geeks who stake out batting practice and clamor over beautiful girls just to get random fly balls from third-string catchers. But now they're refining their tactics and upping their demands. More » -
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Adam Dunn Goes To Washington
They did it! The Nationals signed a free agent! Two-years, $20 million for long-time Red/short-time Diamondback Adam Dunn. It's almost like they're a real baseball team! [SI]
