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more about #adamlaroche more comments → Tracy Ham and Eggs: "Oh, wait. They still have the Steelers and Penguins. So screw them." The Pirates are the only reason I haven't actively rooted for the nuking of Pit... more » HazelMaesLandingStrip: The racial purification of the Boston Red Sox is near complete, next on the chopping block...that redskin Jacoby Ellsbury. more » Rob Iracane: The Pirates are the new Rays, in that they are acquiring high-ceiling, low-cost prospects they can control for a longer period of time and getting rid... more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: It was getting a little too Hispanic-ey for the Fenway Faithful. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Somehow this is all Sid Bream's fault. more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Ty Cobb approves of the 2009 Red Sox. more » Torgo's Executive Powder: "Hands of Stone" Hey, Stone Gossard's hands wrote some of the quintessential songs of the 90's, lay off! more » Moonshine Mike: Pittsburgh also has the G-20 summit coming up, and we plan to protest them for a new baseball team more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Do they even qualify as a baseball team anymore? I think I read something about them losing to a team of klansman at a horse show. I may be wrong, I'... more » DougOLis: I too would do steroids to get out of a fight with Fedor Emelianenko. Fuck that. more » Milbury, Rolling the Dice: RICK DIPIETRO I LOVE YOU!! more » TigerWilliamsHallofFameBallot: The Islanders are just setting up a cage fight tournament to decide who gets the starting spot to boost fan interest: 3 Goalies enter - 1 Starter lea... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Something tells me the Boston fans will take to Chris Duncan (H/T Emeritus). more » I Party With Smoot: The Islanders do know you can't play three men in goal at once, right? Well, if the Cardinals can start Tuman at tight end, then I don't see what the... more » Chad Sexington a/k/a CW: LaRoche then added, "Man, I'm so pissed right now, I could...ooh look, a bird." more » -
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Red Sox Trading For Players They Don't Even Want
The Red Sox, in full panic mode and mistakenly believing they were allowed a 45-man roster, are now collecting baseball players the way most people collect baseball cards: They don't have the space or use for them. More » -
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Spectacularly Awful Beats Boringly Mediocre Every Time
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Adam LaRoche Is A F&*#ing Soldier
The Pirates first baseman on this week's Nate McLouth deal: "It's kind of like being with your platoon in a battle, and guys keep dropping around you." Kellen Winslow adds: "We don't care about nobody except this P." [ESPN]
