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more about #adrianpeterson more comments → Steve U: Adrian Peterson, for proving that his BMW can travel 109 m.p.h. Yes, he was in a 55-m.p.h. zone To be fair, someone had spray-painted "mod 55" onto t... more » the earl of weaver: LaMichael James was Charles Duckman and Blount was Mambo. more » MattinglysSideburns: Blount's parents were big fans of Les Factes de Vie, the French version of The Facts of Life. more » Gourmet Spud: That duck has a distinct "I'm about to become foie gras" look of terror about him. more » AzureTexan: Re Peterson: Left unreported is that Brett Favre was sitting in the passenger seat and playing I Spy, because, well . . . because he's like a kid o... more » ClintonPortishead: Has to be the longest a duck has been suspended since David Carradine's last meal. more » AzureTexan: Also not pictured: the LaGarrette Blunt, the latest delivery system for Tim Lincecum's wicked good high. more » HockeyMountain: The difference between the Football team and the students is that the team actually got to pass around the Beaver after last night's big win. more » Karlifornia: The cop told him "With all these lakes we got here, you're gonna wind up more like Conner Peterson if you keep driving like that" more » Clarence Rosario: Meanwhile, Eli Manning's crotch welcomes you from the side of a bus shelter in Murray Hill. #adrianpeterson more » ArkansasFred: Haha! Nice try Giuliani but there's still plenty of smut left in Times Square! #adrianpeterson more » MattinglysSideburns: I hear they're renaming Seventh Avenue to Eleven & a 1/3. #adrianpeterson more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I'm so excited for deleted scenes today I barely slept last night. Well, that and I have dysentery. I'll never finish the Oregon Trail! #adrianpeterson more » UkraineNotWeak: Usually it's Derek Jeter's crotch that welcomes you to NYC. #adrianpeterson more » the earl of weaver: Seventh Avenue? They should move that billboard to at least Ninth. #adrianpeterson more » -
#lastnightswinner
Last Night's Winner: LeGarrette Blount
In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Oregon's LeGarrette Blount (not pictured) who only played two games this season, but left his mark on both. And on a couple of faces. More » -
#nfl
Our Nation's Athletes' Traffic Violations Are No Longer Below-The-Fold News
Adrian Peterson was ticketed for doing 109 in a who-cares-how-many mph zone. But a police spokesperson took pains to assure the press that the traffic stop was "very routine." This is the world we live in now. [Pioneer Press] -
#wakeupdeadspin
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Disturbed Prop-Wielding Fanbase Enjoys Slightly Important Victory
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#ballsdeep
Purple Jesus Is Gonna Break His F*cking Neck. Jamboroo, Week 3
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. More » -
#fjm
Adrian Peterwho?
Sure, we don't know our football all that well. But that's actually part of the reason we feel pretty justified calling bullshit on Tom Curran's list of "Five Players Ready to Become NFL Superstars." More » -
#whimsy
Best Running Back On The Planet Shows Off Quzzical Dead Duck Face
Adrian Peterson pops up in a photo gallery on Gobbler Country and shows the world that he can also be cruel to animals. Beware the crazed duck lovers converging upon Minnesota to display their outrage. [GC via SB] -
#whimsy
Adrian Peterson Does Not Get Hockey
Like many a local celebrity before him, Adrian Peterson was given the honor kicking off the Minnesota Wild game last night with their traditional chant of "Let's Play Hockey." That didn't work out so well. More » -
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#whossorrynow
Adrian Peterson Will Not Save Your Community College Football Program
This just in: Adrian Peterson is not donating $150,000 to save the North Iowa Area Community College football program, as was reported on Friday. Also, there is no Batman. Sorry everyone. More »
