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more about #afternoonblogdome more comments → Hatey McLife: The 49ers aren't interested in Matthew Stafford, because he doesn't want to talk about his mommy and daddy issues. Thank God they didn't pull this shi... more » Kid Canada: That one guy is really gonna regret his tattoo when he turns 34. more » Karlifornia: Stafford asked the 49ers if he could use his stepdad's atlasphere for transportation. more » X-tacle: Jacqueline Gagne has already shot 3 hole-in-ones here. /Hopes someone remembers her. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Will Leitch DNP: Furniture Is Heavy. more » Weed Against Speed: Business class? Are you implying that Donald Fehr has a big butt? more » Weed Against Speed: "Gunga galunga...gunga, gunga-galunga." more » ArkansasFred: You think that's awful??? more » Karlifornia: The ball really takes a Payne Stewart type trajectory. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Rather than yell out "fore!" after stray shots they have men in lederhosen who yell "Ricola." more » Gourmet Spud: They named the hole after Payne Stewart. more » Kid Canada: Citi Field is just serving Seymour Skinner's famous steamed hams. more » Hatey McLife: How much booze do you have to drink to get kicked off the Scottish national soccer team? It had nothing to do with quantity, they got caught calling i... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: You couldn't pay me to live in Mississippi /fixed//obnoxious new yorker///seriously, i'll never go there more » UkraineNotWeak: Like throwing snowballs at Santa Claus and booing Mike Schmidt. more » -
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A Bit Of An Uphill Lie
• You want to pull the pin for me? Pro golfers try their hand on this par-3 hole that's 460-yards ... straight down. [Devil Ball Golf] More » -
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Mets Fans To Eat Away The Pain, Gourmet Style
• What about "hot dogs"?: Wow, the food at Citi Field looks pretty good. Unfortunately, I left my million dollar bill in my other gold pants. [Martha Stewart RadioBlog] More » -
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Michael Westbrook Is Beating People Up Again
• Wait, he was supposed to do that? The former wideout is somehow a jiu-jitsu master? What's the name of the jiu-jitsu move where you punch a teammate in the back of the head? [D.C.SportsBog] More » -
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The Slow Descent Into Madness Of Mel Kiper Jr.
• ON THE CLOCK!: Photographic evidence of Todd McShay's mind control over his mock draft rival. [The Sports Hernia Blog] More » -
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Dwight Howard Could Become The New Ally McBeal Dancing Baby If He's Not Careful
In this case, the rhythm is just too heavy for Superman to lift: Try to hold on, Dwight Howard, as best you can. [NESW] More » -
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Yeah, Lebron James Is Rather Skilled At This Half-Court Game
But can you do that on one foot?: Here's a snippet of Lebron's "60 Minutes" interview where he drains another half-court underhanded shot. [SKEETS!] More » -
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Anna Rawson To Join Illustrious Ranks Of Discount Website Peddlers
Fore: Golfer Anna Rawson is the newest Go Daddy Girl. I believe the key word is "tasteful." [Oob Golf] More » -
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Creighton Girls Love The B-Jays
• Hey, I didn't make the shirt: I think she got her point across, don't you? [Intentional Foul] More » -
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Sing Along With Peyton Manning
• Nice pipes: Peyton Manning and Kenny Chesney sing ... something. I can't really make it out, but I think it's about your mom. [Pacman Jonsin] More » -
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Special Olympian To Barack Obama: "It's On"
• He's extra special: A grocery clerk who competes in the Special Olympics has challenged the president to a bowling match. The guy averages 266! Screw Obama—why isn't he in the PBA? [TMZ] More » -
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Brett Myers Is Raising His Son To Be A Redneck Off The Old Block
• Those are very popular shirts at the Florida Wal-Mart: And there's nothing wrong with being a redneck — it seemly means you like working outside in the sun. Like his dad. [The Fightins] More » -
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Yao Ming Sculpture More Lifelike Than The Real Thing
• Can't miss prospect: Madame Tussaud's unveils a wax figure of Yao Ming. It's projected to go early first round to the Grizzlies. [Best Week Ever] More » -
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Peace Schmeace, I'm Hungry
Seattle Sounders FC had planned to release doves over Qwest Field as part of their opening night MLS festivities on Thursday. Until hawks began eating them during a dry run. [Hot Dog And Friends] More » -
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Tom Brady Has A Better Life Than You
• It's the smirk, stupid: The guy is being driven around Brazil by his supermodel wife and he's eating an ice cream cone to boot. Is the taunting really necessary? [Wicked Good Sports] More » -
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Alexander Ovechkin Should Lay Off The Dairy Products
• If not for himself, but for the reporters who cover him: "Then, looking down at the game's score sheet, he let three loud farts rip in less than a minute..." [The 700 Level] More » -
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Yankee Stadium Is Not Real Big On Leg Room
• Down in front?: Seats at the New Yankee Stadium will cost you an arm and a leg—which is perfect because you won't have any place to put them. [New Stadium Insider] More » -
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Roger Clemens Despoils The Pristine Environment Of The South Bronx
• Panic at Needle Park: Roger Clemens injected himself inside Yankee Stadium?! That's disgusting! Why couldn't he shoot up in the bleachers like everyone else? [Why's My Head Growing?] More » -
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This Terrell Owens Thing Is For Real, People
• Pinch me: You're not dreaming. It's T.O.'s new Buffalo locker. Or a future exhibit at the Clubhouse Cancer wing of the Smithsonian. [Mouthpiece Sports] More » -
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Alex Ovechkin's Job Is His Credit
• And his house is his teeth?: The league's top goal scorer joins the Eastern Motors team. This will save GM now, right? [D.C. Sports Bog] More » -
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Glen Davis Is Soaking In It
• Green polish matches his eyes: Big Baby likes to keep his nails soft and silky. Hey, it's either that or he scratches the eyes out of every center in the league. [MassHysteria] More »
