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more about #agents more comments → MarkKelsosMigraine: Mark Parson is still in School but has Designs on the NFL. /tim gunn'd #dezbryant more » FlakJack: This may be Deion's best work since turning Antonio Cromartie's career around after his Pro Bowl rookie season. #dezbryant more » ArkansasFred: The U stands for "utter uselessness." #dezbryant more » Rick Mahorn's Pimp Hand is Concrete Cyanide: The darkest hour for Prime U was when they lost to the University of Phoenix during their homecoming game #dezbryant more » ArkansasFred: Deion U: Because if the University of Bridgeport can get accreditation we can't be far behind! #dezbryant more » roland_t_flakfizer: Does Prime U guarantee you'll be picked 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, or 11th...? #dezbryant more » Civil Negligence: Sooooo... does he get a refund from Prime U? #dezbryant more » SteveJeltzFan: Except it's not clear that Deion's advice is really helping anyone. You don't see Dez Bryant releasing an ill-conceived hip-hop album, do you? #dezbryant more » MarkKelsosMigraine: But perhaps he should keep his hands off college footballers This is also good advice for Ian McKellen. #dezbryant more » Steve U: But perhaps he should keep his hands off college footballers "Not a chance." -Barney Frank #dezbryant more » Paul.B.Dodd: First the public witnesses Lane Kiffin's insanity and now exhibit B Michale Crabtree's petulant behavior because he's advised financially by a bail bo... more » econdave: Gregg Easterbrook, is that you? more » Paul.B.Dodd: I don't know why these athletes always use their family member as the financial "adviser." How often has this type of arrangement worked? In the SI a... more » Mokon: Hell JaMarcus Russell didn't even hold out for a full season and look what happened to him. more » Jen P: If he he had hired "advisors" spelled with an "o," this never would have happened. more » -
#collegefootball
The NCAA Won't Be Lied To (Or, Why To Avoid Deion Sanders)
Oklahoma State wide receiver Dez Byrant has been suspended for an entire year, not for breaking rules, but for lying about not breaking rules. Because misleading an NCAA investigator is the worst crime a human can commit. More » -
#nfl
Michael Crabtree Should Not Listen To His "Advisers"
The people looking out for Michael Crabtree's best interests say that Michael is prepared to hold out for the entire 2009 season and re-enter the draft because in reality, they don't give a crap about Michael Crabtree's interests. More » -
