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more about #ajburnett more comments → uninspired: That home theater has all the charm of a hotel conference room. more » contains_hot_liquid: "Electronic House magazine"? more » Mr. Praline: If this is what Burnett's home theater looks like, I'd love to see what Carl Pavano has got in his mansion. more » Starburied: If the Yankees play the part of the Persian Empire, is Jeter "King Herpes?" more » Chuck Knoblockhead: Little known fact: Lee Harvey Oswald was captured in "Dandy" Don Meredith's own extravagant home theater. more » Starburied: THIS! IS! GAUDY!!! more » Afino: THIS! IS! TOMMY JOHN! more » Civil Negligence: Is that back row where Statler and Waldorf sit? more » KOGOD: Zack Duke demands recognition! more » ScientificMapp: Meanwhile, former Backstreet Boy AJ McLean is the most dominating squeegee man at the Terrible Herbst Car Wash in Hesperia, CA. more » Stev D: And to think, he almost threw it all away to be Donald Trump's helicoptor pilot. more » Hatey McLife: To quote my fertility specialist: "Small sample size." more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: This is ridiculous!! For a humor infused sports web site you cant just say AJ Burnett is the most dominating pitcher in baseball!!!!! I mean, the seas... more » Starburied: He's not nearly as impressive as Dice-K carrying a no hitter into the second pitch. more » Artie Fufkin: And I didn't think anyone could pull off a grey top with grey slacks. more » -
#newyorkyankees
There's Nothing Like The A.J. Burnett Theater Experience
Athletes like to be comfortable when they watch "300" or "Gladiator" for the 10,000th time. Burnett's absurdly extravagant home theater was selected as one of the best, according to Electronic House magazine. [EH] -
#newyorkyankees
A.J. Burnett Is The Most Dominating Pitcher In Baseball Right Now
The fears about his elbow disintegrating into a pile of bony ash midway through the season are set aside for now. Burnett flirted with a no-no, flummoxed the Rays, wins 7-2. [NYT] -
#mlb
The Yankees Continue To Be Frugal
"Free agent right-hander A.J. Burnett has reached preliminary agreement on a five-year, $82.5 million contract with the New York Yankees, a baseball source told ESPN.com." [ESPN]
