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more about #alabamacrimsontide more comments → Chamomiles Davis: As an Eagles fan, I await with morbid glee the return of Andy Reid to Drew's "Fire This Asshole!" segment in Thursday's Jamboroo. /Reid just challeng... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Philadelphia picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue... #tonyromo more » ArkansasFred: I don't think any opposing fan can hate the Eagles nearly as much as we Eagles fans hate the Eagles. #tonyromo more » Weed Against Speed: Have you considered a career in the exciting field of electronics repair? The brochure is free! Leinart will get right to that as soon as he finishes... more » Juancho: I love Tony Romo. I'm impressed with any quarterback who typically goes 10-6 and loses in improbable ways in the first round of the playoffs. #tonyromo more » SponsoredbyV8: Does anyone know which football player Romo idolized during his formative years? #tonyromo more » MarkKelsosMigraine: If this football thing doesn't work out, Keith Brooking should have no trouble finding work as a catcalling, mustached construction worker. #tonyromo more » Hustler of Culture: Come on, everyone knows this is McNabb's fault! //Generic philly fan #tonyromo more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Seriously, you guys - we're just like Heathers - bff's! #tonyromo more » Juancho: I think Marmalard won the weekend, that drive versus the Giants was pure NAILS. #tonyromo more » The Fan’s Attic: Sgt. Tackleberry would have gone to the game. more » Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: I thought they would at worst just say o.k...you're a cocky fan...we're going to be you on the field head asplode more » HockeyMountain: Yes, Fortenberry's elitist shtick rubbed a few Rebels the wrong way Next time try the reach around Fortenberry. more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Fortenberry's elitist shtick rubbed a few Rebels... I've never been to Mississippi, but I've heard that doesn't play well down there. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: use a little humble nostril-stabbing No need to worry, Roman Polanski is in custody. more » -
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Tony Romo Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Tony Romo, who won the weekend by not making a complete spectacle of himself. When no one notices you, you're probably doing your job right. More » -
#collegefootball
White Trash Rebels Fans Would Like To See This Man Dead Over White Trash Comments
The SEC is littered with pugnacious rivalries, and one Bama'-banged Zabka named Taylor Fortenberry created his usual trash-talk video before this week's Ole Miss clash. Unfortunately, now Ole Miss fans want to kill him. Dead. For real. More » -
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Alabama Father Pleased Daughter's Domestic Dispute Won't Interfere With Football Season
Alabama linebacker Courtney Upshaw and his girlfriend both agreed to dismiss charges filed against the other after a lover's spat this summer. No one is more excited about this than the girl's father who exited the courthouse shouting, "Roll Tide!" More » -
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Alabama Fan Is Not Pleased About That Last Call
Not only did college football return to us last weekend, it brought back a classic genre of the YouTube age—the overstimulated SEC fan boiling over with rage as they watch their team fail on TV. More » -
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Father Chooses Alabama Football Player Over His Own Daughter In "Lovers' Quarrel"
Alabama sophomore Courtney Upshaw and his girlfriend were both arrested and charged with domestic violence/harassment last night—and the father of the girl is not happy. After all, it's completely his daughter's fault for picking on that poor linebacker. More » -
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Nick Saban Signs Infant To Letter Of Intent
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Alabama Football Forced To Give Up Wins
Alabama's football program will be placed on probation today and be forced to vacate at least 10 (and as many as 21) wins from the 2005-07 season. That ... hurts? More » -
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Anthony Brock Makes His Grandma Proud
Alabama point guard Anthony Brock almost didn't play against Tennessee on Sunday, because on Saturday he was at his grandmother's funeral. Naturally, he had to be the hero and win it at the buzzer. More » -
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So Did Dre Kirkpatrick Just Sign With The Atlanta Braves?
National Signing Day jumps the shark on Wednesday as Gadsden High cornerback Dre Kirkpatrick plays Three-Card Monte with caps from Texas, Alabama and ... the Braves? More » -
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Mark Gottfried Out At Alabama
The head basketball coach steps down after 10+ seasons and a slightly better than .500 record in the SEC. I would go ahead and blame Nick Saban for this too. [Press-Register] -
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Alabama: It's Not Like Where You Live
It's been more than a month since Alabama fans got into a deadly brawl during a football party; I was beginning to wonder what was going on. More » -
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Crimson Tide Suspends Top Tackle
Alabama's All-World tackle Andre Smith has been suspended and will not play in the Sugar Bowl. Ironically, he plans to work out his frustrations by eating an entire bowl of sugar. [Tide Corner] -
#collegefootball
Rich Alabama Boosters FTW!
It's standard practice in university fundraising to name something—buildings, streets, water fountains—after your most generous benefactors. But what you could possibly name after someone whose last name is Fail? Alabama has one idea.... More »
