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more about #alberthaynesworth more comments → Hatey McLife: If I was unable to have hard feeling, I'd want more than $7.5 million. more » UkraineNotWeak: Among the conditions of Haynesworth's probation was that he not commit any new offenses for 30 days. I think the SEC handed down the same penalty to P... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: TJ/ Dom DeLuise dead at 75. Should've been you, Charlie Weis. END TJ/ more » ScientificMapp: Among the conditions of Haynesworth's probation was that he not commit any new offenses for 30 days. Now THAT's what I call a no-nonsense judge. Loo... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Edmondson is 400 pounds? A fat guy hasn't been this much of a cinch to win a lawsuit since Simpson v. Frying Dutchman, LLC. more » Father of 2 Future First Rounders: The 400-pound man has trouble moving around and rarely leaves his home. Edmondson said that before the accident he was "light on my feet" Well, Hayne... more » The Sports Hernia: This is a complete rip-off of that Brent Jones birthday video when Steve Bono and Pierce Holt were shouting into the camera all crazy. more » ScientificMapp: Haynesworth recently made a new fan. Whenever he watches Albert play, he'll be glued to his seat! more » Hatey McLife: "freddiebisreal" Must have converted. more » ScientificMapp: Great, now I have the image of Goodell like Tony Soprano, sitting in his chair of his Waste Management business banging his secretary. more » ArkansasFred: Don't these assholes always tote their camcorders to the Pro Bowl and other events? Where do they think the videos end up? more » wonderlic---myballs: it's just a couple guys hanging out at the club, not getting drunk on premium water I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardon... more » UkraineNotWeak: I swear this is just like my Bar Mitzvah. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Somebody's gonna get stomped stupid more » Sigerson: and, not that hip replacement surgery doesn't suck, there is also no claim that the guy is paralyzed. more » -
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Albert Haynesworth Sued, But No Hard Feelings
The man injured in a car accident involving Albert Haynesworth is suing the Titans lineman for $7.5 million. "He's the man, but I'm still not mad. I don't have anything against him." [Tennessean] -
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Tonight You're Partying With Vince Young And Albert Haynesworth
We didn't get invited to LenDale White's birthday party—must have been some mixup—but thankfully all the memories of hanging out with the Tennessee Titans have been preserved forever via YouTube. More » -
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Albert Haynesworth Almost Killed A Guy?
New Redskins tackle Albert Haynesworth has been in the news a lot lately, but the stories all seem to focus on his $100 million contract and not the car accident that left someone in a wheelchair. More »
