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more about #albertpujols more comments → Storming the Floor: Mark's seatmate is seen here wondering why he never got the peanuts or in-flight meal he was promised when his ticket was purchased. more » roland_t_flakfizer: Sadly, the stewardess did have to remind him to put his tray-table up before landing. more » Sarcastro: I believe I can now tell all the fat people I know that they are not actually fat. more » AzureTexan: I guess they're showing the in-flight movie on this guy's back. more » Drew Magary: Hello, seat belt extension. more » Artie Fufkin: Barry, I think the only news that has ever been reported negatively about Pujols came from the site you work for. more » the earl of weaver: Mangino Rides Off Into The Sunset I believe that's what's called an eclipse. more » Milbury, Rolling the Dice: Wow, he's so tall! more » Phintastic: Bullshit. The drink cart couldn't get through. more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Easily a 4 ham smuggler. more » BruschisBrewsky: I can't stop looking at this picture. It's like a Norman Rockwell painting. more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Well, one was D-Leaguer Chris Hunter who they had to sign just to get to the league minimum of eight bodies. The other was Dee Dee McCall who was st... more » David Hume: Last Night's Winner: Guys Who Like Playing Time Don't get too cocky, fellas. It only happened because us Guys Who Like Playing Doctor had the night... more » Phintastic: It's really called a "Gatorade Call Up" when they get signed from the D League? Wow. more » Juancho: Any truth that Emeritus closed down the last Cardinals bar in NYC? more » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Mangino Rides Off Into The Sunset, Less Than Comfortably
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#lastnightswinner
Last Night's Winner: Guys Who Like Playing Time
In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the six Golden State Warriors, who beat Dallas with no help from their teammates or head coach. Sort of like a regular Warriors game. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
That's Three L's On The Jersey, And One In The Box Score
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
OU Has Already Lost The Red River Embarrassing Music Video Rivalry
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#duan
When Stinky Met Pujols
Be honest: Your inner 8-year-old has been waiting for a moment very much like this ever since Albert Pujols cracked the majors in 2001. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Hey Buddy, Down In Fro... Oh
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#wakeupdeadspin
And It's Albert Pujols To The Rescue Again
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#watercoolerfodder
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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#emeritus
The All-Star Game, Through The Eyes Of A Great Photographer
For the second consecutive year, I attended the Baseball All-Star parade. (Sorry: "Red Carpet Day.") This year, I even stuck around for the game. Witness my sad attempt at photography as we do an old school Road Trip. More » -
#albertpujols
SI Writer On Pujols: You Failed At Everything This All-Star Game
Pujols crapped out at the derby, didn't win a kid a flat-screen TV, didn't win MVP in the All-Star game, didn't help Obama throw a perfect strike and didn't save the world. His legacy is tarnished. [SI] -
#wakeupdeadspin
Even Satan's Minions Love Albert Pujols
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#mlb
The Definition Of A Team Player
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#mediameltdowns
Would Ken Rosenthal Like To Yell At Jerry Crowe Now?
Since Ken Rosenthal (among many others) is the mortal enemy of unfounded speculation, everyone is eagerly awaiting his takedown of L.A. Times columnist's Jerry Crowe's suspicious wonderings over Albert Pujols' power. It should be arriving any minute now. More » -
#tenhumans
How The Cardinals Could Lose Albert Pujols
I'm not sure people realize how possible it is that Albert Pujols won't be a Cardinal in three years. And every day, every loss, every solo Pujols homer, makes it a little more likely to happen. More » -
#duan
Midwesterners Sure Do Love Their Lawn Mowin' T-Shirts
Irked by the loathsome "Zambrano mows my lawn" shirt found on one Cardinals fan a couple weeks ago, the Wrigley faithful come back with their own interpretation. More » -
#mlbsteroids
Would Any Names Shock You At This Point?
Now that A-Rod's been outed as a 2003 steroid user, many are wondering when the other 103 names on that not-so-mysterious list will be revealed. Would any player's name surprise you?
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#mlb
Albert Pujols Is Calling For Backup
Albert Pujols wants the Cardinals to go after Manny Ramirez. You understand that there will be hell to pay if this fails to happen. [3:10 To Joba]
