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more about #albuquerqueisotopes more comments → MarkKelsosMigraine: The Nashville Sounds? What is the most common sound in Nashville? Someone buying a pack of Newports? more » Hatey McLife: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like HCG. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of HCG until yo... more » ScientificMapp: Since it's Albuquerque, I'll assume they play the "Baby Elephant Walk" cover by Los Tigres Del Norte. more » Kid Canada: Honestly, I don't know why Albuquerque even bothers to show up. They barely even won! more » UkraineNotWeak: I believe the Pittsburgh Penquins got their nickname from the old Batman TV show. more » Stev D: I think I know tomorrow's headline: "Local coach is liar." more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Look, I'm confused by Manny's long flowing locks. Just come out of the closet already. I'm an Americans -- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my hom... more » Stev D: The satisfaction of helping my team is all the thanks I et cetera. more » MattinglysSideburns: The 'Topes average nearly 7,000 fans per game, but a team official said yesterday that Johnny Lunchpails and Suzy Housecoats had already yoinked up 11... more » Weed Against Speed: Why do we scream at each other? This is what it sounds like when bloggers cry more » Phony Gwynn: So who won? The losers? No, they lost. Ha ha ha ha. Losers. more » UpstateUnderdog: Dancin' Homer will always consider himself the luckiest mascot on the face of the earth. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Bad news Manny, I didn't win your PED appeal so here's your free pizza. more » chilltown: In a sad development, it was recently revealed that Paint Eating Pete's paint was laced with PEDs. more » Blast it, Biggs: Do they serve Duff or Fudd at the park? more » -
#mannyramirez
Triple-A Team Finds Tenuous Manny/Steroids Link
Manny Ramirez's time with the Albuquerque Isotopes was uneventful: four plate appearances, zero hits, one walk, and one near-riot when he left the stadium during a pregame rain delay. But some good did come of his AAA sojourn. More » -
#mlb
Dodger Lies Make Baby Jesus (And Bloggers) Cry
After all the effort I expended learning about the Inland Empire 66ers, Manny Ramirez will actually be playing his first minor league pre-post-suspension game for the Albuquerque Isotopes, forcing me to work even harder to dig up obscure Simpsons references. More »
