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more about #alcs more comments → Clarence Rosario: The heart wants what it wants! Wait, it's gotten so bad that Emily Gould is umpiring now? #umpires more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Whose heart doesn't want Nick Swisher to be out? #umpires more » Jews For Purple Jesus: "In my heart" I believe that anyone named Tim with a surname beginning with Mc is sure to wholeheartedly fuck up a nationally broadcast baseball game.... more » HockeyMountain: Tim McClelland must think the American public is so gullible that they'd buy the "In my heart I know it's true" rationale even in defense of invading ... more » ArkansasFred: Further proof that we need fail-safe robots on the diamond and lifelike sexbots in the clubhouse. #umpires more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Steve Phillips believes in his cock that Brooke Hundley is not crazy. #umpires more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Tin Man Believes In His Heart, Flying Monkeys. #umpires more » Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: I'd hate to buck the trend here and ask a serious question - but where the hell were the other umps on the play? Did they just turn around and start ... more » Chuck Knoblockhead: The more shocking revelation was that 'in his heart' he had committed adultery with Jimmy Carter many times. #umpires more » MattinglysSideburns: McClelland also noted that in Heart, Ann Wilson is the better songwriter. #umpires more » Jews For Purple Jesus: And "in his brain" Bud Selig thinks that the umps are doing a fine job this postseason. And he really wants a cheeseburger. #umpires more » elwaysbitch: What does this have to do with Erik Kuselias? #umpires more » jwaves2007: More importantly, when did Bobby Knight become the Angles manager? #umpires more » Tracy Ham and Eggs: With eyesight that bad I would have assumed he was a Penn State grad. (Ugliest coeds of any major football school not named Notre Dame) #umpires more » Artie Fufkin: In what kind of horrible world is Two and A Half Men on for 2 hour blocks? /going to New Orleans for a bachelor party in December #alcs more » -
#badcalls
Tim McClelland Believes In His Heart That Nick Swisher Didn't Tag Up
Anyone else getting tired of umpires holding postgame press conferences to breakdown their poor decision making processes? It's bad enough we have to listen Joe Girardi explain his terrible bullpen moves, but this is getting out of hand. More » -
#mlb
Yes, That Was Pat Sajak And A-Rod Groping Jeter's Buttocks
Alex Rodriguez's magic tush massage could not overcome the haunting Sajak voodoo gaze as the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim staved off the Yankee gorilla trouncing for one more day. Something called Jeff Mathis is today's hero. More » -
#majorleaguebaseball
No One Really Knows If The Angels-Yankees Game Will Be Played Tonight Or Not
With a little more than two hours remaining before the scheduled first pitch, we're not sure if Game 2 of the ALCS between the Yankees and Angels will be played or not. More » -
