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more about #alert more comments → The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker: In other news: The Who have announced dates for yet another tour. Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead. And that's the way it is... more » Paul.B.Dodd: There's been so many leaks, twist and turn, insider scoop and outsider speculation about this story at this point the only thing missing is a Brett Fa... more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: WWL is reporting he's signed, pending a physical. Hopefully they don't test for Vicodin or Starbucks-flavored seminal fluid. more » Zapp Brannigan's Girdle: The only thing we're gonna know by dinner is what Favre is having for dinner. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I'm having second thoughts about having purchased the Complete Emo Phillips DVD set. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Now wait just one cotton-pickin minute more » Sports-Pun: Jay Glazer's preparing his fake mustache/waiter disguise as we speak.. more » Barry Lutz: Ten bucks says he retires again tomorrow. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Maybe he's going on a Hold Steady Reality Tour. more » Matt_T: Looks like Josh's mentor wasn't doing a good job. more » UkraineNotWeak: We all owe OJ an apology. more » Matt Sussman: "I didn't know what was in that whip cream. They told me it was just sugar." more » ClueHeywood: He'll admit everything? He's the 2nd shooter, filmed the moon landing in his backyard, and is Sasquatch? more » Paul.B.Dodd: Why is TMZ encroaching on our sports news? Are we going to have TMZ cameramen camping outside of EA's home now? more » VTBen: so, is she okay? more » -
#nfl
FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE
Hey, I bet you didn't see this coming! He's on a plane to St. Paul, Minnesota, as we speak. His own words: "We may know something by dinner." Just in time for you to throw it up! [Star-Tribune] -
#joshhamilton
Text From Rangers Presser: Hamilton To Validate Photos...
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#erinandrews
ERIN ANDREWS HIT BY FOUL BALL GOES TO HOSPITAL WITH CHIN BRUISE (NOT A EUPHEMISM) BUT SHE'S OKAY (UPDATE!)
Gentlemen, brace yourselves: From TMZ: "Andrews — who serves as a sideline reporter for ESPN — was struck in the chin by a foul ball hit by New York Mets player Alex Cora during the 4th inning." More » -
#espn
ESPN Ombudsperson Of Significant Interest: Don Ohlmeyer
The quest to replace ESPN's Le Anne Schreiber as the WWL's ombudsperson might be near completion if stars align: Venerable sports producer and consummate BSD Don Ohlmeyer is rumored to be the lead candidate for the position, sourcepersons say. More » -
#mlb
Manny Ramirez Fails Performance-Enhancing Drug Test
Manny Ramirez has failed a performance-enhancing drug test and has been suspended 50 games, effective immediately. Well ... I guess that's everyone! (Lots, lots more to come, obviously.) More » -
#mediameltdowns
ESPN Has Found A Replacement For Emmitt Smith...Matt Millen
While ESPN de-bloats, they wouldn't be the WWL unless they also added a big name. The biggest one so far: Matt Millen, Ex-Lions GM/Architect of Destruction, will join their Monday Night Countdown on-site team. More » -
#nickadenhart
Angels Pitcher Nick Adenhart Killed In Auto Accident
This is sad. Just hours after he finished pitching six scoreless innings for the Angels last night, the 22-year-old pitcher has died. More » -
#nfl
Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
In somewhat of a stunning move in the, wow-that-happened-fast sense, the Denver Broncos have traded Jay Cutler to the Chicago Bears for, well — A LOT. More » -
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#marchmadness
Pitt Havin' A Little Trouble With East Tennessee State
In a game where DeJuan Blair and Pitt oughta be coasting by 30, the adorable Buccaneers from Johnson City, Tennessee are staying with the top-seeded Panthers. 37-37 in the second half. [Pitt-ETSU Live Blog] -
#sadbuzzsaw
Tonight, We Are All Buzzsaw
All told, I'm not quite as sad as Sad Vader here. This seems like the only way it could have happened. More » -
#deadspincivilwar
Congratulations, Buzzsaw
Can't say that this isn't a massive disappointment for both Donovan McNabb and my skin, but the scrappy Arizona Cardinals did what the scrappy Arizona Cardinals do, I guess. So did the Eagles, unfortunately. More » -
#weeklybuzzsawcountdown
The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals FAQ
Because I'm the only Arizona fan many people know, I've been asked often to comment on the utter ridiculousness of Glendale hosting the NFC Championship game. For brevity, I've put together a Buzzsaw FAQ. More » -
#eddycurry
Eddy Curry And The Disturbing, Big Gay Sexual Harassment Lawsuit
So, Knicks center Eddy Curry may have some bigger problems facing him than finding playing time. In a lengthy lawsuit filed in Manhattan federal court by his former chauffeur, David Kuchinsky, we find out that Curry may be a super-aggressive anti-Semitic closet homosexual with a penchant for gun play. Whee. Read on. More » -
#2008shoty
Your 2008 SHOTY Winner: Baby Mangino
We congratulate Baby Mangino for his convincing victory in the 2008 Sportshuman Of The Year tournament. He is saluted with this rather amazing "One SHOTY Moment" video. More » -
#nfcchampionship
And, Somehow, The Philadelphia Eagles Will Meet The Buzzsaw In The NFC Championship
Remember that short story from high school English about the hanging soldier who miraculously escapes death? And just as he's seemingly finally escaped back to the waiting arms of his wife, he's cruelly thrust back into the grim reality of the tightening noose? The narrow escape was only a dream. I still feel like I might be napping during the Redskins game and I'm going to wake up and the Eagles will still be almost mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. More » -
#buzzsaw
The Buzzsaw That Is The NFC Championship Game
Chuck Klosterman once wrote that the reason soccer was so popular among suburban parents was because the sport allows their coddled, overfed children to run around for two hours without anyone having any idea whether they were playing well or not. More » -
#2008shoty
Last Weekend For SHOTY Voting
As of this typing, the Bissinger-Mangino SHOTY Title Game is tied. More » -
#2008shoty
SHOTY Title Game: Buzz Bissinger Vs. Baby Mangino
We have reached the SHOTY Final. It's probably the one we should have expected all along. More » -
#jaymariotti
Meet Your New Fanhouse Columnist ... Jay Mariotti
Starting Monday, Fanhouse will add ex-Chicago Sun-Times columnist and venerable Around The Horn noisemaker Jay Mariotti to its stable of writers. Fun for the whole family. -
#2008shoty
Last Chance For SHOTY Final Four Voting
Welcome back, everybody. It's 2009. Crazy. Time to make your voice heard, while you can. More »
