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more about #alexanderovechkin more comments → ManchuCandidate: Dashiell, you would have been so money if you just body checked one Alex's players to make the bitch's head bleed. more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: "After you lose, we'll drink to your health! Ha,ha,ha!" more » Enrico Campitelli Jr.: I know that bald head anywhere! more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: See, I'm not alone here, people! -Juan Manuel Marquez more » Kid Canada: Did you at least make Ovechkin's head bleed for superfan #8 with his hands in the air? more » Steve U: a mouth full of Wiimote Finally, a sexual euphemism for the video game generation. more » roland_t_flakfizer: I have many more excuses if you'd like to hear them. I was teaching my gerbil to play? more » This is my Star: His face shut down 34 radio stations? That is fucking ugly. more » ArkansasFred: Ah. I see they went with the ever popular Steppin' Out In Style motif for the interview. Excellent choice. more » Hatey McLife: Ovechkin finished up the interview by demonstrating his excellent flint knapping skills. more » David Hume: Ovechkin: my face isn't good for photo sessions and advertising As the the V.P. of Marketing for Commonwealth Ogre Insurance, I respectfully disagree. more » metroville: That intro kind of tips the fact that "Russia Today" is a cover for Secret Agent KGB News. Dial it down, comrades. more » Clarence Rosario: There are pretty girls there ... but Russians are Russians. Sex before AND after the game? Easy, Alex, slow down: their shelf-life is between 16 and 26. more » TT-Zop: True Blood called, they want their vampire extra costume back. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Ovechkin: Hat Trick is what I call telling a girl I'm wearing a condom when I'm really not. more » -
#fieldtrips
Alexander Ovechkin Takes His Wii Very Seriously
Alexander Ovechkin stopped traffic yesterday so he could drive a Zamboni down Manhattan's Sixth Avenue and then school me in some video game hockey. Not as fun as doing 180 with Rachel Nichols riding shotgun, but it was only Wednesday. More » -
#nhl
Alexander Ovechkin Is Here To Do Two Things: Play Hockey And Sex Your Women
And hockey season is over. Russia Today gets to the bottom Alex Ovechkin's life, complete with helpful on-screen guides. Revelations: He's ugly, sadness makes him cry, and sex is good. You're welcome. [Puck Duddy] -
#nhl
The Fate Of U.S.-Russia Relations Rests On Alexander Ovechkin's Stick
"As a resident of Washington, D.C., I continue to benefit from the contributions of Russians — specifically, from Alexander Ovechkin," said Barack Obama, who was criticized for not being a true puckhead. Don't get greedy, Capitals fans. [D.C. Sports Bog] -
#nhlplayoffs
Alex and Sid's Dueling Hat Tricks
The NHL got what it wanted—a Crosby/Ovechkin playoff showdown—and the first two games have lived up to the billing. If only they can find a way to make it last longer than two more games. More » -
#mythbusting
This Is Not Alexander Ovechkin's Strip Club Receipt
Like any young rich athlete, Alex Ovechkin likes to have a good time, but there are probably enough actual crazy stories about him out there that people don't need to be making them up. More » -
#nhl
Alexander Ovechkin Can't Drive 55
Rachel Nichols had a nice "so now you know" profile about the NHL's goofy MVP on E:60 last night. What do you think happens when a toothless, 23-year-old adrenaline junkie gets handed $100 million? More » -
#nhlplayoffs
Alexander Ovechkin Would Have Made A Lousy Cold War Spy
The Captials star was booted from the Rangers practice today "'because they're afraid of me,' he said with a smile." Really? Which of your first two home losses scared them the most? [NYPost] -
#worldscollide
LeBron James Pretends He Knows Who Alex Ovechkin Is
What happens when the world's greatest basketball player meets the world's greatest hockey player? In one word .... awwwwk-ward. More » -
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#nhl
The Washington Capitals Do It For The Ladies
Hey, Girls! Do you and the gals love to gab about hockey at your slumber parties? Because the Capitals would love to see a few extra broads in the seats at their next home game. More » -
#nhl
Capitals Win, Crosby Goes Down
The highly-touted matchup between Washington and Pittsburgh mostly lived up to its billing. The teams still hate each other and the play was intense, but the Caps eventually put the Penguins to bed, 6-3. More » -
#nhl
Why Can't Alexander Ovechkin and Evgeni Malkin Just Get Along?
The Penguins and Capitals square off again tonight and this growing rivalry may have just the kind of storyline the NHL needs to get some buzz going—an old world Russian blood feud. More »
