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more about #alonzomourning more comments → Kid Canada: Mourning then sent the bill for the party to the Toronto Raptors. more » It-burns-when-I-Peavy: Is hoff now in D-wades fave 5. Sorry chuck you are out the hoff is in more » Gourmet Spud: Everything was going fine for the Hoff til they brought out the hamburgers. more » Adonis: Meanwhile KIT is working the Des Moines Auto show. more » Chamomiles Davis: What happened to Primes 1 through 111? Do I want to know? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Prime 112 in Miami #6 on my list of places to NEVER go to. For the record, #5 is the Gaza Strip and #7 is Waxing Off. more » Chuck Knoblockhead: I would have assumed his favorite athlete was Nikolai Khabibulin. more » Kid Canada: As a Toronto Raptors fan, I wish to impart a resounding FUCK YOU to Mr. Mourning. FUCK YOU, Alonzo. FUCK YOU very much. You still owe us $9,000,000, b... more » Gourmet Spud: Abuse...of...celebrity! Retire me! I'm already retired! Retire me! I'm already retired! more » Doyle McPoyle: swollen Van Gundy. Also Stan's nickname in high school. more » Old No.7: Truth is, he couldn't pass his piss test. more » Chuck Knoblockhead: Zo retired? I'm in a state of grief. more » I Party With Smoot: What was weird was that at the press conference, Mourning passed the mic to Jamal Mashburn, who then passed it to Clarence Weatherspoon to answer ques... more » Gourmet Spud: He's just too embarrassed to admit he lost his gold watch. more » StuScott Booyahs: Rickey Henderson thinks he's a pussy more » -
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The Hoff Can't Get Enough Dwyane Wade
Prime 112 in Miami closed for Alonzo Mourning's private retirement party on Monday, but that doesn't stop David Hasselhoff from showing up, asking to hug Alonzo and Dwyane Wade. [Miami Herald] -
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Alonzo Mourning Retires (Again?)
The 38-year-old center—who apparently still believed he was in the NBA—will not return from the leg injury that ended his career back in 2007. I believe the diagnosis was a swollen Van Gundy. [NBA.com]
