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more about #amarestoudemire more comments → Jews For Purple Jesus: Third Prize: a Kirby Puckett bobblehead doll. more » David Hume: Undaunted by accusations of insensitivity, Daisy Manufacturing plans to forge ahead with their "Red Ryder BB Gun" giveaway night. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Third prize: the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie. more » Doyle McPoyle: They totally stole this from the Knicks promotion where the first prize was a free blinding. more » StuScott Booyahs: Just wait until they find out about his detached labia more » ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Well, that's one way to sodomize your trade value. more » UkraineNotWeak: Sun City here we come, Amare. more » Jews For Purple Jesus: Well there goes any Allan Rays of hope the Suns had of making the playoffs. more » Sandburgh: The Suns cannot turn a blind eye to this situation. more » Chamomiles Davis: Cheer up, Phoenix. At least it's a dry heat. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: And to think, if only the doctors advised him to wear goggles after the first eye injury... more » Kid Canada: Overrated MVP Steve Nash BLASPHEMY, MISTER GAINES! more » ScientificMapp: That picture reminds me of when Leonidas met Xerxes for the first time. more » Steve U: "Finally, I can play Scrabble in peace." -Grant Hill more » VTBen: I'll only believe Shaq trade rumors if they're posted on his Twitter. more » -
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Phoenix Mocks Amar'e Stoudemire's Pain
In light of Stoudemire's season-ending vision problems, the Suns probably regret launching their "See The Best You Can See" contest. First prize—free laser eye surgery! Second prize? A painful offseason of angst and regret. [Fanster] -
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Amar'e Stoudemire Needs An I ... Uh, Eye
No one saw this coming. Literally! Amar'e Stoudemire had eye surgery this morning to repair a detached retina (yikes!) and will miss at least eight weeks—and possibly the rest of the season. More » -
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The End Of The Shaq Era In Phoenix Draws Nigh
One year ago yesterday, the Phoenix Suns traded for Shaquille O'Neal. Today, Marc Stein of ESPN.com is reporting that the Suns are possibly looking to trade Shaq and one-time future cornerstone Amare Stoudemire. More » -
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U.S. Secretary Of Offense
The NBA Closer is written by our Canadian weekend maestro J.E. Skeets. When he's not busy scouring the box scores or obeying the Giant, he can be heard on The Basketball Jones daily podcast. More » -
