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more about #andyroddick more comments → FitzgeraldEpidaurus: It can be explained by the fact that Andy Roddick, while married to Brooklyn Decker, does not control her body/life/career, you misogynistic prick. more » UpstateUnderdog: I waiting for the day she becomes a T & A & V machine. V for vagina. more » johnny_carsick: matt walsh was starting for UF's basketball team when i attended, and every time they were on the road he'd be heckled with pictures from his then-gir... more » ClintonPortishead: Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine? Actually, she's just a T machine. The A portion of her business has been outsourced to India. more » Raskolnikov: "You know, hon, I make plenty of money, why don't we keep the girls inside for a while?" Can you imagine? Decker's tits were 22 when they were stash... more » X-tacle: With a name like Brooklyn, it's only a matter of time before those "Dick Chicken" graffiti tags shows up all over her. /hopes others have noticed them more » David Hume: Maybe for straight guys, it's like, "DUDE, LOOK AT WHAT I SHOWER WITH." Seriously, when was the last time you were playing beer pong and some prick w... more » Steve U: Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine? Brooklyn Decker is an Internet-enabled computer? more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Or maybe straight men are different? Learn all about this, and more, in my upcoming book "Straight Dudes are from Mars, Gay Dudes are from Pluto." more » Kid Canada: Maybe for straight guys, it's like, "DUDE, LOOK AT WHAT I SHOWER WITH" My Facebook profile picture is a glamour shot of a bottle of Dial body wash on... more » Weed Against Speed: That photo needs "slut" written in MS Paint to really tie it all together. more » Hatey McLife: Typical Euro-Centric history never mentions that the Aztecs invented the first T&A machine. Kitchenaid currently markets it as a food processor. more » ArkansasFred: STRAIGHT GUYS ALSO TYPE AND SPEAK IN ALL CAPS AT ALL TIMES. WE CANNOT HELP IT. WE HAVE TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE AND THE PERPETUAL SKOALTUCKED IN OUR LO... more » Weed Against Speed: Let's eat some pizza and get our tops off and stuff. Ooh, no. The last time I went along with that suggestion, I had to ride all the way home from th... more » Foster Kamer: It could just be a get-out-of-the-gate early strategy to compete for Google SEO against Brooklyn Beckham in order to become the supreme named-after-a-... more » -
#boobs
Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
I am not much of a prude, and neither I guess is Andy Roddick, as he enjoys his wife exhibited to the max in glossy mags. More » -
#usopen
U.S. Open Tells Players To Get Off Twitter
Tournament officials warn players not to broadcast "inside information" via Twitter. (Apparently, people gamble on tennis.) Naturally, playerscomplain about it via Twitter. Also, women don't know how to serve or something. Who cares? As long as they keep grunting! [SMH/Switched/NYT] -
#tennis
British Press Finds Its Tragic Hero In An American
In London, sports are sport, Americans are ungracious blokes and Andy Roddick is brave, tenacious, athletic and bloody valorous. So like Hamlet, Othello and Romeo before him, Roddick naturally became the tragic hero in the British writer's five-act narrative arc. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Andy Roddick's Heartbreaking Day At The Beer Pong Table
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#duan
He'll Never Be The Best, But He's Something
Andy Roddick's one of those athletes whose fame outsizes his accomplishments. He's one of the more successful American tennis players, but in the Roger Era, his on-court record will never put him alongside the greats. More » -
#wimbledon
And Here's Something Else That Will Disappoint Andy Roddick
It's Andy Roddick's brother, Oklahoma Sooners head tennis coach John Roddick, getting some not-so-quality face-time. I know it was a long match but he should pack a granola bar just in case he gets hungry. [YouTube] -
#finallywakeupdeadspin
Holy Crap, Andy
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#wimbledon
Rodderer. Fedrick. Wimbledon Open Thread
I'm sure we'll see this same picture in, oh, 90 minutes: Roddick once again holding his sad plate standing next to a smirking Federer. If you're the gamblin' sort, a Roddick victory pays out ridiculously. Live that dream.[Fanhouse/NBC] More » -
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#tennis
I Guess He Watched The Soccer Game Too
I'm certain there's a backstory here. I'm not certain I want to hear it. [The Rookies] -
#tennis
Roddick Rickrolls Wimbledon, And Newspapers Care
"I busted my wife on some of her crappy music. She brought up Rick Astley. I can't deny it. It's in my iPod. I bet it's in your iPod too, so shut up!" You heard the man. [The Sun, Reuters] -
#andyroddick
Andy Roddick Will Marry Brooklyn Decker Next Weekend, Deucebag Says (Update)
Sometime Deadspin tennis correspondent Dylan Stableford reports that Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker will officially become a boring married couple in Austin, Tx. next weekend. His full emailed report appears once you click More. More » -
#australianopen
Andy Roddick Fails To Solve The Puzzle That Is Roger Federer
Andy Roddick adopted a strict new workout regimen, shedding 15 pounds so he could move quicker and last longer in the blistering Australian heat. It worked—but it still wasn't enough. More » -
#australianopen
That Doesn't Make Her Any Less Of A Lady
Andy Roddick on Serena Williams: "When we were ten, I had to literally run around in the shower to get wet. She was bench pressing dump trucks already at that time." [Yahoo Sports] -
#babes
The Ladies Of The Australian Open. Very Nice
Do tennis players get the best-looking women? A not-so-scientific study. [FanIQ]
