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more about #annakournikova more comments → Kid Canada: Kournikova's reponse: I am not Jewish. Don't you know that Kid Canada's bubbie hasn't tried to set me up with him yet? He's a lawyer, has his own plac... more » Jews For Purple Jesus: Considering all the hockey players she went through, her's is probably a different kind of burning bush. more » UpstateUnderdog: She might not be Jewish but she can thank them for that cross she is wearing. INRI. more » Weed Against Speed: Kournikova's response: "I am not Jewish. Can't you see my cross?" No, but I would like to see your rosary. Rosary is another term for snatch, right? I... more » Crazy Cool Medallions: Adam Sandler is very glad, as "Kournikova" doesn't rhyme with the more traditional Jewish names. more » TT-Zop: Ironically, the cross was shaved into her pubic hair. And the photographer said yes, yes I can see it. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I believe that is inscribed at Golgotha. more » Civil Negligence: I'd like to magoivign that sperkuvnick. /no idea more » StuScott Booyahs: Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew But I hear her agent is. more » the earl of weaver: Most likely Page 6 headline: "Game, Set, SCRATCH!" more » Steve U: Anonymous Bar Patron:New York Post::Mark Felt:The Washington Post more » NordoftheBlings: a perpetual state of PatFordeian fantasy, which never involves enough Dash. Pity. more » Weed Against Speed: This incident just proves the Enrique Iglesias is a fraud - didn't he say he'd be her hero? more » Kid Canada: I see I am in the midst of a good old-fashioned catfight. Woof! Don't you mean rrreeowr? Yessss, that's the one! more » Matt Sussman: "It wasn't exactly an Axe body spray commercial" Ah, so it smelled pretty good at the club. more » -
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Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
When Anna Kournikova came to Washington rocking a diamond as big as the Ritz, a freelance photographer congratulated her with a "Mazel Tov!" Kournikova's response: "I am not Jewish. Can't you see my cross?" Oy vey. [Washington Times] -
#annakournikova
Anna Kournikova Reportedly Gets Shovey With Other Woman At Vegas Bar, Anonymous Bar Patron Says
The New York Post is reporting that former tennis person Anna Kournikova had a drink tossed on her at a Vegas nightclub which resulted in a mild lady-on-lady altercation. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Once Again, Frank Deford Can't Hide His Horny Old Manliness
Frank Deford has always been infatuated with vivacious young tennis stars, so it's not surprising he'd offer his take on the recent ITF grunt ban considerations with a creepy I'm-typing-this-pantsless approach. SportressofBlogitude gives the porny rundown on Deford's latest column. More » -
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Who's Up For Condom Shopping With Anna Kournikova?
No, no — it's not what you think. She's training to be a Haitian drug mule. More » -
