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more about #announcements more comments → Weed Against Speed: I used to play hashtag all of the time, until I lost my pipe during one spirited game. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Poor performance will get you demoted and de-starred. My wife uses a similar system with our holocaust-themed sex games. more » Milbury, Rolling the Dice: All these requirements of having common sense and avoiding anything irrational, yet I still have a star. It's an amazing world we live in. more » HockeyMountain: I'm assuming the invite-only black- tie formal commenter forum #yellowstar is still supposed to be a secret. Damnit more » ClintonPortishead: Editors may sometimes caution that a thread has gone off-topic They'll also be sure to tell you it's the saddest thing they've seen since smokers out... more » Kid Canada: The St. Louis Canucks have just traded Joe Pesci This hypothetical situation is funny. I'm a little fucked up maybe, but it's funny. I mean funny lik... more » SteveJeltzFan: #burrito more » DennyCrane: Question: How are people going to know we made a hashtag for a subject unless we threadjack the post? (For the record, although I do plan to play by ... more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: Commenter Coherence, Capitalization and Punctuation? I see your game, Commie bastards. I'll swing my s-words on the side of the red, white and blue. ... more » DirkToberFest: patrickbmccoy 02:50 PM "Do you best, be creative and we will see you on the Internet!" Nice grammar ass bag. Reply This guy won't be approved for... more » ClueHeywood: This may not be Princeton, but I'm not gonna stop running around naked during the first snowfall. more » Bobby Big Wheel: If this isn't Princeton, then why did I have to let David Hume paddle me to get my star? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: What is the hashtag for the latest gossip about TomKat, or Brangelina, or Bennifer, or Dahri (that is my conflation of David Hare and Nicole Fahri)? more » AzureTexan: Wow, the Marlboro Man should really switch to low-tar. more » ClueHeywood: Might these guidelines be communicated to weekend or guest editors, who tend to approve accounts without regard to the long-term impact of a commenter... more » -
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And Now A Brief Update From Our Comment Ninjas On Policies Going Forward...
In the spirit of holiday house-cleaning, it's time for a crash course in comments etiquette. What can you do? What should you definitely never do? What, in effect, do we want from you, Mr. or Ms. Deadspin Commenter?
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#duan
Just Like A Kids' Book Out There
The Minneapolis Star Tribune is already pimping a book about "American institution" Brett Favre's first season in Minnesota, "the most memorable in the history of the franchise." This seems presumptuous. More breathless prose after the jump. Plus, an important announcement. More » -
#shoty
2009 SHOTY Awards: A New Beginning
Because a full month of SHOTY tournament voting gets a little tiresome, we're making a few changes. Follow along.
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Black Friday Request: High School Reunion Horror Stories
So as most of you may know, this is shortened week for most Americans so we can all solemnly commemorate the death of turkeys and indigenous people at the hands of white men wearing buckles on their hats.
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Tomorrow: Live Chat With A Sports Illustrated Writer Who's Actually Familiar With The Internet
Chris Ballard, SI wordsmith and author of The Art of a Beautiful Game: The Thinking Fan's Tour of the NBA will be here (and not some Geocities page at the far end of the Internet) at 1 p.m. Join us. -
#mediameltdowns
And This Is What Happens When The Truth Is Untrue
Many of you read last night's amended Pat Murphy story where one rogue emailer decided to punch-up his Ali autograph-seeking story with some silly false details about ASU's coach. This happens sometimes.
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Share Your Gambling Misery With The World
A reminder to send in your sad gambling stories, for inclusion tomorrow in our weekly chronicle of degeneracy, Bad Beats. E-mail us at tips@deadspin.com. It's like therapy, but with more anonymous mockery and schadenfreude. -
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Why Your "Why Your Stadium Sucks" Feature Sucks
The Yankee Stadium installment of Why Asymmetrical Outfields/HOK/Public Financing/Privately Controlled Means Of Production/George Will Sucks will run sometime next week, just in time for an Angels-Phillies World Series. Keep sending me your stories: craggs@deadspin.com. -
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More Commenting Changes Are Afoot: Wake Up And Read On...
Good morning, early risers/late night partiers. It's going to be a hectic, confusing day here at Deadspin (and most of Gawker media's sites) because, once again, they're dicking around with the comments recipe. Let's chop it up. More » -
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A Very Special Chat Tomorrow...
Perk up, comment gremlins, for an amazing opportunity awaits you. On tomorrow's edition of "Book Excerpts That Don't Suck", we'll be joined by noted author and and pisser-of-shit, H.G. "Buzz" Bissinger who will talk about his book, "Shooting Stars". More » -
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Send Us Your Bitter Tales Of Defeat
If Drew's mailbag has taught us anything, it's that gambling stories usually end badly. In that spirit, we'd like to hear your worst. More » -
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Can Someone Please Adopt This Gerbil And Frog For The Weekend?
Our original adoptive family flaked. Our new one can't come until Monday, so if any kind NYC readers are nearby today and can care for them this weekend, I'd appreciate it. [Deadspin] -
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Deadspin Very Special Guest Editor Days Are Here Again...
Fire Joe Morgan reunites and takes over this space next Wednesday but tomorrow, September 11, we have another lovable scamp who's graciously volunteered to button-push for us. More » -
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Help Wanted: Preposterous NFL Project 2009
Dear Readers: If anyone in the NYC area would like to volunteer to care for our football-playing gerbil and frog this year, please contact me. Consider it an internship. Sort of. No, this is not a joke.
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Why Your Half-Day Sucks
Because most of you are stuck in traffic right now, this week's exciting installment of Why George Will Sucks will run next week. Keep sending in your Dodger Stadium stories: craggs@deadspin.com. -
#duan
Please Help Us With The 2009 FAILgate Project
Football season is upon us, which means that thousands of angry, horny, feisty pretend fans will converge upon this great nation's red cup-littered parking lots to participate in traditional tailgating revelry. We do not want those stories. More » -
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Lock Up Your Bike Racks: Deadspin Goes To Bristol
Although other overtures were made before, there's never been a better opportunity to touch the sun than this one: an invitation to participate in some of ESPN's 30-year anniversary activities. More » -
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Apologies For The Delays But There Is A Troublesome Dong Infecting Gawker Media
I've been told it has something to do with Dr. McSteamy's wang(NSFW) clogging up Gawker's publishing system. I'm just quoting from an inter-office memo circulating around. As you were. -
#firejoemorgan
Yes, Please Help The Mighty FJM
"FJM fans: we're editing Deadspin Sep. 16 and need articles to fisk. Please send links to my firejoemorgan.com email address."[KenTremendousTwitter] -
#guest
Guest Editor Intro: I Am Delusional and I Hate Winners
Good morning, sports fans. You are looking LIVE at—well, at a post I wrote yesterday and put in the can in advance.
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