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more about #apologies more comments β Jefferson Tardship: If Tiger had really wanted to get his money's worth on this adultery thing, he would have slept with her sister. more » Phintastic: I accept your apology, but what would really help is if you could get the Grey Goose tent to stop charging 12 bucks for a freaking bloody mary at the ... more » ArkansasFred: ....and that is the story of how Tiger Woods saved the city of New Orleans. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: I'm already on pins and needles waiting for the Sports Illustrated cover and the redemption story in 2 months, when he wins the next tournament he ent... more » HockeyMountain: All Elin read was: more » Stev D: Nobody made a big stink when a drunken Ernie Els drove his car into that bike race along the US/Mexico border. more » Artie Fufkin: You know who loves this? My racist uncle. more » Civil Negligence: I prefer to play as "Sunday Tiger" rather than "Sad Tiger." /EA Sports'd more » roland_t_flakfizer: I hope simulated Tiger Woods knows that you can kill the hooker once you're done and get your money back. That helps with the privacy thing. more » DirkToberFest: Good thing Tiger reads Drew's material. 3. I know we aren't going to have as much sex once we get married, but exactly how much sex will we NOT have?... more » SwatLax: You know, I'm a little disappointed that Tiger's "comments on current events" don't include what he thinks we should do in Afghanistan or how to turn ... more » Steve U: Tiger has issued what his poker-faced web site calls a "comment on current events," Finally! I've been waiting literally hours to find out what PGA ... more » MattinglysSideburns: SonnyCor1972 writes: "It's not business, it's strictly personal." more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Dontl isten to the haterz tiger!! We no u are still a gud family man just that u had to so sum wild oaks thats nobodies eleses biz! ok luv U! - hotbu... more » ClintonPortishead: Sad, Tiger Woods Cops Two Personal Feelings That's better. more » -
#tigerwoods
Sad Tiger Woods Cops To "Personal Failings" (UPDATE)
Tiger has issued what his poker-faced web site calls a "comment on current events," and in it he apologizes to fans and family for unnamed transgressions, asks for privacy and offers himself up as a martyr of the media age.
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#nfl
Larry Johnson Suspended, Apologizes For The Gay Stuff
Chiefs running back Larry Johnson is awful sorry he called you all fags. He should have used a more acceptable term like "monkeybutts" or "dorkweasels" or even "boogermouths." Then maybe his bosses wouldn't have had to put him on suspension. More » -
#apologies
Cris Collinsworth Is Sorry
Don't you hate it when someone digs up an embarrassing, decades-old video of you so the entire world can see what you were like when you were young and stupid? Cris Collinsworth sure does!
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#nba
Brendan Haywood Apologizes For Gay-Panicky Dig At Marbury
"I don't support or condemn homosexuality," Haywood explains agnostically, before diving into the comments and discoursing with the rabble on such matters as race, sexuality, the First Amendment and showering with men. [Yardbarker] -
#mlb
What Did Jim Parque Do Wrong Again?
Former White Sox pitcher Jim Parque has a very lengthy mea culpa in the Chicago Sun-Times today, apologizing to his teammates, family, the entire sporting world, several deities, and his barber, because he took HGH for a month in 2003. More » -
#deadcast
Joe Posnanski: βI Am The Worst Thing To Come Out Of Cleveland Since Arsenio Hallβ
You Cleveland fans are hurt. Angry. Confused. Annoyed. You need someone to blame for your loss. Well, will a coerced apology from Joe Posnanski do? I think it will.
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#happyyoungster
Happy Youngster Attempts Somewhat Sincere Web Apology To Brewers Fans As He Disappears From Blogosphere
Some of them accepted it, but: "Boy, I don't have a problem with anything you did, but at this point can you just shut up..." But! His blog has disappeared. [BrewersFandemonium] -
