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more about #arizonadiamondbacks more comments → InsidiousTuna: Definitely thought the title card on that video said "Modern-Day Herpes". #clayzevada more » RonGermany: Great to see Borat still rockin his killer mustache. #clayzevada more » Weed Against Speed: The lady on the left can't believe they allow "colored people" on the field now. more » StanGable: yes.yes. more » ArkansasFred: Throw Mama From The Mezzanine Level. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: They're pissed becuase they got a "Willard" instead or a "Wizard" as a bribe to fix the condo election. more » HirsheysKissMyArse: Those two still pull in thousands of bucks during Fleet Week. more » Gourmet Spud: On behalf of Stadler and Waldorf, I'd just like to say "BOOOOIIIINNNNNGGGG!" more » the earl of weaver: I'm just glad you didn't use their screen grab from the "Kiss Cam" feature. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I think losing control of your flatulence would go into the "pro" column of getting old. more » Kid Canada: "Been there, done that." -Steve Garvey more » I Party With Smoot: Picture it, San Diego, 2009... more » Kid Canada: I'm late on this, but I actually met the Schoeneweisses (sic) when Scott played for the Blue Jays, his wife seemed like a very nice lady and Scott was... more » HockeyMountain: What a shitty fucking day more » Karlifornia: I will dedicate my victory tonight in a hot wing eating contest to the late Mrs. Schoenweis more » -
#duan
Pitcher Known For Mustache Wins Mustache Award
In what other award ceremony will you hear the winning entry referred to as a "menacing mouth garden?" More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
These Ladies Were Actually 35-Years-Old At The Start Of Sunday's Padres/Diamondbacks Game
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#mlb
New Mouth Guard Is Effective, And Most Importantly, Stylish
Look closely the next time Eric Byrnes steps in the batter's box. Focus in on his face, examine his mouth. Do you see it? Um no, I refuse to do this. Next question? More » -
#mlb
Arizona Dismisses Confused, Drunk Mascot
The Diamondbacks fired their mascot because of a DUI arrest and not, as suspected, because bobcats are not snakes. [AZ Republic] -
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#2008divisionpreviews
Your NL West "Preview"
Question: Anybody else buy the MLB Extra Innings package? They're eventually gonna update that schedule with games, right? Our cable system is still showing nothing ... and the season starts Monday, doggone it! More » -
#mlb
An A's fans guttural reaction to the Dan Haren trade. [CurveballCity.com]
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#nlcs
Your National League Champion Colorado Rockies
It seems surreal just to type it, but it's true: The Colorado Rockies are heading to the World Series. We shouldn't try to explain it. We'll just say this: We think the Rockies could probably beat the Patriots right now.
