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more about #arizonastatesundevils more comments → Old Ocho: A bunch of Flyers fans are clicking on this link and failing to figure out what's wrong with the sign for thirty minutes. They give up when their droo... more » Steve U: +1, ASU sign guy. #fans more » NordoftheBlings: "He's not even planning to drop out of Arizona State." Wow, he is really fucked up. You try & raise them well... Then they drop football, but choo... more » Rick_James_Crack_Pipe: Somewhere Cris Simms is smiling and whispering to himself: "Well played, sir... At least you had the balls to get out" more » Hit Bull Win Steak: He wants to be...a dentist! more » sir_pantsalot: He will be begging to get back on the team once he realizes that non-athlete college students actually have to study and do homework. more » uninspired: He didn't listen to his father's advice that went something like "the game will suck for several years, but then you'll get a running game". more » MattinglysSideburns: Is this a scene from the sequel where Napoleon fills out and becomes popular? more » Jews For Purple Jesus: If he wants he could still pretend to be an ASU QB by showing up at high school girls basketball games in a pink shirt to endlessly curse at the refs. more » Hatey McLife: His father's teeth are known as "Arabian good looks". more » HebrewHammer: He had the genes, the Aryan good looks, The looks genes must be from Momma Elway. His teeth didn't make me pass out in fear. more » Hatey McLife: He quit football to do a remake of The Dirty Dozen. more » UkraineNotWeak: He has a future in Matt Leinert's posse. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: the Aryan good looks If that is all it took, John Tesh would have been a modern day Sammy Baugh. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Jack responded to questions by singing "Oh God, I'm a dancer, a dancer dances" and doing Cassie's mirror dance from A Chorus Line. more » -
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#collegefootball
Jack Elway Will Never Be Like You, Dad!
He had the genes, the Aryan good looks, and the resources to become a top-flight college quarterback. If only someone had checked to see if John Elway's son ever cared about football in the first place. More » -
#marchmadness
NCAA Tournament Live Blog: (6) Arizona State vs. (11) Temple
Your live blogger for this game is known in the comments wading pool as Shakey. He's a neat dude. More » -
#collegebasketball
Tim Floyd Seems Mildly Displeased With The Officiating
If you've made up your mind that you're going to get a T, you might as well make it a show. This call during Sunday's USC-ASU game in Tempe was pretty ghastly. [Insomniac's Lounge] -
#collegebasketball
Maybe Arizona Basketball Is Not A Complete Disaster
Remember that whole thing about Arizona's basketball program turning into a Shakespearean tragedy? It seems those reports may be been greatly exaggerated by someone. (Okay, it was me.) More » -
#arizonastatesundevils
So That's What The Kneepads Are For
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