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more about #arizonawildcats more comments → Hit Bull Win Steak: These things are getting as formulaic as Simpson's episodes. We need more people doing coke. Hell, I'd even take whippets at this point or a stray qua... more » Silent Q: When he gets to our section one friend starts tearing at his hat (which is attached to the costume) screaming, "gimme the sombrero you little fuck or ... more » What would Singletary do?: I don't usually criticize other people's tales, but number 1 was the worst story ever. Ever. more » ScientificMapp: We discussed meeting up after the game for drinks and celebrating the Kansas season PG: "We have a Chancellor Hemenway at KU." Lady: "That's funny... more » Stev D: I would say two, but that guy who was puked on shot up that aerobics class. Not cool. more » econdave: #1 may be incoherent, but it does involve the Hoff, so it gets my vote. more » Macloserboy: I disagree. I think shaking "The Hoff's" hand obligates you to use it for self-pleasure. more » phoenix6666: I have no life and never embarked on any of these "rites of passage" but it seems that alcohol is always involved. No one has a failgate that was tot... more » formerly Chief Wahoo: I think Drew wrote #2. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Apparently the state of Arizona is so broke they had to furlough all their college writing instructors. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Hey! Didn't I see Puss Devil at the Jude Law Hamlet last night? more » We Are All Lance Uppercut: Andres Serrano is not impressed with your "Puss Devil". more » Civil Negligence: I think it had something to do with the recent government bailout/intervention. Now on to colleges... Arizona State, you're in... Arizona, sorry, it j... more » Weed Against Speed: My guess is if Arizona could find a guy named Mandolin that coached basketball, they would hire him in a second. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Maybe all these coaches are afraid of Lute Olson's ex-wife. Maybe they should be. more » -
#failgate
Arizona's Puss-Devil Bologna Man
Football season is upon us, which means that thousands of angry, horny, feisty pretend fans will converge upon this great nation's red cup-littered parking lots to participate in traditional tailgating revelry. These are not those stories More » -
#collegebasketball
No One Wants To Coach At Arizona (UPDATE)
Dan Wetzel is now reporting that Sean Miller changed his mind and will take the job. I guess this post convinced him. More » -
#collegebasketball
Tim Floyd To NOT Take Over Arizona
Reports say that the former Idaho/New Orleans/Iowa State/Chicago/New Orleans (again!)/USC coach will become the permanent replacement to Lute Olson at Arizona. Will his seed finally find its purchase? UPDATE: He turned them down. [KTAR] -
#marchmadness
NCAA Tournament Live Blog: (5) Utah Vs. (12) Arizona
Your live blogger for this game will be Alex Resch, who contributed to KFFL. He is from Delaware and therefore is not betting on this game.
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#collegebasketball
Tom Penders Accuses ESPN Of Video Witchcraft, Not Returning Calls
OK, you recall how Houston's Aubrey Coleman used Chase Budinger's face as a doormat on Sunday. Coleman was ejected and then suspended, but that's not the end of our story. More » -
#duan
Aubrey Coleman Steps on Chase Budinger's Face, Gets Ejected, Laughs
Houston was leading Arizona at the McKale Center by a score of 63-51 when Aubrey Coleman decided to stomp on Chase Budinger's face. As it turns out, that's just the wakeup call the Wildcats needed. More » -
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#collegefootball
David Hasselhoff Will Sing To Mormons
Yes, The Hoff will belt out the National Anthem at the Las Vegas Bowl on Saturday, and we can only hope that ESPN will cover it live. No doubt this is why the game is already a sellout. [Las Vegas Sun] -
#collegebasketball
Maybe Arizona Basketball Is Not A Complete Disaster
Remember that whole thing about Arizona's basketball program turning into a Shakespearean tragedy? It seems those reports may be been greatly exaggerated by someone. (Okay, it was me.) More »
