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more about #arrests more comments → Dave J.: "The police officer who responded advised Mrs. Knoblauch to stand on first base. Mr. Knoblauch has subsequently been unable to hit her, despite repeat... more » Steve U: A true Yankee would've finished the damn job, Chuck. more » Youkilis on First: Bless her heart, Ms. Olbermann feels your pain, ma'am. more » MajellaNike: "Shawne Merriman Knows How To Beat A Lady" is a pretty irresponsible and potentially libelous title for this post. Without having all of the facts, y... more » lukeoneil47: everyone go ahead and try doing every single one of these jokes over again. more » GardenaCabango: Put his ass on the bench for the season and send tequila to my pad more » ScientificMapp: Let's just say that Shawne knows all there is to know about a certain game, and he found out he was playing that game at at the worst possible moment. more » StevePerryPsychOut: Phillip Rivers thinks this is all just overthrown. Err....overblown. more » StuScott Booyahs: Shawne, no! Your hands are too weak! more » DeepFriar: He's just frustrated because things went some much easier when he was using GHB on girls more » StuScott Booyahs: Merriman is already choking women in mid-season form. more » Jayhawk Marley: Are you sure that's Merriman and not Sinbad? more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: All we are is dust in the Nguyen... more » J-No: I have so many better tequila stories I could have shared with you. more » SurekhaActaeus: Don't the Chargers usually waited until January to start choking? more » -
#mlb
Chuck Knoblauch Arrested For Assault
The former major leaguer was charged with choking his common law wife and hitting her in the face. I think it's safe to say he didn't hit her with a baseball. (Hey, at least I didn't mention the steroids!) [KARE11] -
#arrests
Shawne Merriman Knows How To Beat A Lady (UPDATED)
San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested last night after allegedly roughing up his girlfriend, noted internet person Tila Tequlia. Way to start the season strong, buddy.
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#nfl
Buccaneers' Aqib Talib Jumps On The Arrest Bandwagon
Is all this terrible legal trouble dissuading NFL players from punching people in the head? Not Tampa's Aqib Talib! Busted last night for simple battery and resisting arrest. What would be considered "complicated battery?" More » -
#collegefootball
Florida Gators' Go-To Lawyer Has Some Issues Of His Own
The Orlando Sentinel, still tub-thumping about those miscreant Gators, has profiled attorney Huntley Johnson, who often handles the players' legal run-ins. What the paper doesn't mention: Johnson once suggested that his secretary "get down" on his "hog" and "honk it."
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#collegefootball
A Lesson In How Not To Spin, Courtesy Of The Florida Gators
Twenty-four Florida Gators have been arrested since 2005, a number of such apparent talismanic significance that the Orlando Sentinel decided to publish a "database." The school, understandably peeved, responded with a master class in how not to respond. More »
