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more about #assholes more comments → Silky John-STON!: I'm as sick of this as anyone else, but for real... make a list of things you WOULDN'T do at age 40 for $12,000,000. Is being an NFL QB on that list?... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Well, he'll be the most awkward looking man in purple who isnt fighting Batman more » Mike Byhoff: Seinfeld said it best: You're rooting for laundry. more » GoodEveningGodlessSodomites: Dear Drew, I have just come to a realization of how sad it must be to root for the Vikings. Here you are, justifiably upset over your favorite team s... more » the earl of weaver: If nothing else, Brett has certainly added some poignancy to your column being titled "Balls Deep." more » StuScott Booyahs: BREAKING: Chris Mortensen is reporting that two homeless men have been spotted near Vikings' training camp. more » scroggzilla raids again: "Oh, I know how I'll react when he throws one of his inevitable 28 picks." And those are just the home games! more » Blast it, Biggs: The Purple Pill Eaters? more » StanGable: Come and play with us Drew. 4 ever and ever and ever more » mikedrawcar: It would be like Coach K deciding to become the head coach at UNC. Kansas fans have no idea what you're talking about. more » Billy Clyde Puckett: Jesus, so much anger. Do we have any idea how many other Vikings are assholes, too? Or Buccaneers or Giants or Red Sox or Islanders or Lakers? I guess... more » StuScott Booyahs: You know what makes my dick itch? Herpes. more » StuScott Booyahs: I, on the other hand, have no fucking clue how I'm supposed to feel when I turn on the TV this fall and see Brett Favre throw a touchdown pass for the... more » BigRicks: [cache.gawker.com]" rel="lytebox" /still has nightmares more » ClueHeywood: Favre is the Packers' Manchurian Candidate. more » -
#ballsdeep
Welcome To The Suck
So we have Viking fans storming Winter Park. We have ESPN following Brett Favre's black SUV via helicopter. More » -
#golf
One Connecticut High School Golf Team Shows Why Everyone On The Planet Hates Them
"We were going to have to bag it. It would have been a bummer. I just called my dad. He has a friend who has a couple of puddle-jumper planes." [Greenwich Time]
