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more about #atlantafalcons more comments → Stev D: We shall see if Vick spent his time in prison becoming a better, more mature person; or, if like so many before him, spend his days and nights obsessi... more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: I would have gone with "Michael Vick Officially Unleashed on Free Agency Market". more » Kid Canada: He is now out to get revenge on Kane and Triple H for what happened to his sister Katie. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Am I wrong or should it just be common sense that wearing a Vick jersey is just in bad taste now? In the past 6 months I've seen 2 people in public we... more » NordoftheBlings: He's from the south. He's into dog fights. And he's black. Just the guy to turn around race relations at NASCAR. more » the earl of weaver: Enjoy your brief resurgence, Baha Men. more » Gourmet Spud: Oh my God, HE KILLED L'IL JETER, TOO??? more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I guess we can put this whole business behind us now and let sleeping dogs lie. more » VTBen: The Falcons have never made the playoffs two consecutive years in a row. Just sayin'. more » toledostripper: C'mon, now, it's not like Gonzalez is the second coming of Alge Crumpler. He's all catch and no block. It won't be long before things fall apart in th... more » CitizenStrange: The Falcons are considered a Super Bowl contender? Their 11-5 record last year included wins against the Lions, Chiefs and Raiders. They also had wins... more » Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: Kansas City just lost its hottest woman in the city. Now, this is the hottest one in KC. more » Hatey McLife: The first thing I think of when I associate Falconer and five dollars, is giving John Cheever blow job behind a dumpster. more » ClintonPortishead: Thus forcing the four remaining Hispanics in Kansas City to invite the black guy to their next poker game. more » Jefferson Tardship: With $14 million, Cassel can begin his retail therapy by buying Iowa. more » -
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Tony Gonzalez Is The New Falconer
Kansas City sends Tony Gonzalez to Atlanta and Matt Ryan for a 2010 second-round pick. You weren't using that were you, Matt Cassel? (Yes, two Falconer references in one day! I win $5!) [USA Today] -
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Wake The Kids And Hide The Pets, Michael Vick Is Heading Home
Michael Vick could be released from prison as early as May 21, say government officials, and sent to a halfway house. Which, in this case, will be his own house. More » -
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Jamal Anderson Was Snorting Cocaine Off A Toilet?
Jamal Anderson probably isn't the first person to sniff cocaine off of a toilet in public restroom, but he's the first to do it whose touchdown dance was called "The Dirty Bird." More » -
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Ex-Falcon Jamal Anderson Arrested On Drug Charges
The former RB turned ESPN analyst was arrested in Atlanta last night in possession of cocaine and a "suspected marijuana cigarette." See what you've done, Michael Phelps? [AJC] -
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Worst Columnist Predictions Of 2008 ... With Gratuitous Jay Mariotti
Sure it made for good copy when Terence Moore of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution wrote back in April that "The Falcons just blew it" by drafting Matt Ryan. Did he think that wouldn't come back on him? More » -
