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more about #australia more comments → Kid Canada: "HELLLLLO...LLLLLLLADIES!" -guy in background more » DeepFriar: As a resident of North Carolina, I will not allow you to besmirch my future governor like this! NATUREBOY 2012, WOOOO!!! more » Saberhagendaaz: Not since Owen Hart has someone fallen so badly for wrestling. more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Can't be any worse than this: #littlepeople more » MarkKelsosMigraine: This race is known as the "Peter Allen Memorial Stakes." #littlepeople more » Bobby Big Wheel: The winning horse gets a job as Danny DeVito's personal assistant. #littlepeople more » Silent Q: I'm looking forward to the following week, when Salisbury, Dee Mirich, and Delonte West race coast-to-coast in the Batshit 1000. more » This is my Star: This might make you want to get drunk [www.latimes.com] more » X-tacle: Australia's legendary Bathurst 1000 motorcar race has been besieged by drunkenness...Only one case of beer, per person, per day. I think this rule i... more » Hatey McLife: A four pack? Stupid metric system. more » David Hume: The worlds of professional golf and pornography were rocked to their respective cores when the legendary Pathurst 1000 video surfaced on the internet. more » Steve U: Excessive corporate intervention doomed the Australian Space Agency's 4-stage parallel rocket design from the get-go. more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Now performing weeknights at the Stratosphere, James "Not So" Brown! more » Weed Against Speed: You can always tell which one is the head cricket player by his dirty knees. more » -
#mediameltdowns
Wrestling Still Real On One Misguided Continent
It's laughable that some American newspapers put pro wrestling in the sports section, but it could be worse. It could be in the news section, as it is for one Aussie paper that doesn't seem to understand it's fake. More » -
#whimsy
Little People Racing As Deserving An Olympic Sport As I've Seen
If beer commercials and 80s movies are to be believed, everything's bigger in Australia. Except the jockeys; they're little people. And the horses; they're regular size people. More » -
#autoracing
Australian Racing Fans Forced To Be Slightly Less Drunk Than Normal
Australia's legendary Bathurst 1000 motorcar race has been besieged by drunkenness in recent years, so this year police are cracking down. Only one case of beer, per person, per day. Show some restraint, people! [Telegraph/Sports Rubbish] -
#wakeupdeadpsin
Crumpet? I Hardly Know It!
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
