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more about #australianopen more comments → Gordon Bombay: I'm going to throw it out there that Nadal is the best tennis player to ever step foot on a court. The shots this guy continually comes up with never ... more » Fritz McDonald: "he played tennis as well as any one on the planet can for five sets" I am going to assume that you didn't see the fifth set. more » Sigerson: pathetic. Federer seems to have lost his spine. more » Shakey: more » Brazil Thrill: Serena's about to get crunk with it! Yeaaaaaaaaaaah! more » John The Prodigy Stahly: I'd like to thank Predator for my surgically repaired left hand. more » Jefferson Tardship: I'd say yes, but I'm kind of afraid she might have a penis. more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: The kids call me Mr. Glass, because I break . . . bitches' serves! Now gimmee my trophy! more » chilltown: Can she make with the Blacksploitation films now? more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: Man, I haven't watched E! News in a while -- when did Wayne Brady grow his hair out? more » VTBen: If anyone cared about tennis, I would call Roddick one of the top 5 overrated athletes of this past decade. more » André Roussimoff: I bet he can't solve the puzzle with the golf tees in the pegs at Cracker Barrel either. more » Kid Canada: Maybe the dingo ate his baby. more » ArkansasFred: I solved it!! Roger Federer is a far superior tennis player. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: The only person who can solve Roger is Anna Wintour. She also solved Bob Marley. What a couple of pelts that freak has collected! /jezebel'd more » -
#australianopen
It's Rafael Nadal... And Everyone Else
Roger Federer is still the best tennis player in the world—provided he isn't playing Rafael Nadal. The Spaniard outlasted him once again to win the Australian Open while you were sleeping in. More » -
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Serena Williams Poses For Her Australian Open Glamour Shot
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Andy Roddick Fails To Solve The Puzzle That Is Roger Federer
Andy Roddick adopted a strict new workout regimen, shedding 15 pounds so he could move quicker and last longer in the blistering Australian heat. It worked—but it still wasn't enough. More » -
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Serena Williams Must Not Be Allowed To Overheat
Here's a fun fact: when I look out my window I see snow, yet somehow at this very moment it's summer in Australia! How does that work?! More » -
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That Doesn't Make Her Any Less Of A Lady
Andy Roddick on Serena Williams: "When we were ten, I had to literally run around in the shower to get wet. She was bench pressing dump trucks already at that time." [Yahoo Sports] -
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Today's Australian Open Action Nudity and Violence-Free
In a nice change of pace, today's Aussie Open produced no disturbing video images. Unless you happen to be Rafael Nadal or Andy Murray's opponent. More » -
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More Chaos At The Australian Open
Now why wouldn't somebody throw a chair at the guy running across the court without his pants? [SportsRubbish] -
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Australian Open: Come For The Tennis, Stay For The Chair-Throwing Melee
Bosnian and Serbian spectators attacked each other with lawn chairs after the third-round Australian Open match between Serbian Novak Djokovic and Bosnian-born Amer Delic. Police arrested two men and kicked 30 people off the grounds for fighting. More » -
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Eastern European Grudge Matches Settled On Tennis Court
What's this? Another Australian Open update? It seems Croatian and Serbian fans are not getting along in Melbourne, which is shocking because they've known each other for so long! [Fanhouse] -
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Venus Williams Disappoints Oreo Double Stuff Marketing Department
Sixth-seeded Venus Williams loses, failing to face her sister in the Australian Open final—which is just rude, don't you think? [Open News] -
#tennis
Your Australian Open Ball Boy Injury Update
When they tell you to keep your eye on the ball, I don't think they mean let a professional tennis player drill you in the socket with a forehand. [Simon On Sports] -
#tennis
Raise Your Hand If You Like Tennis
Hey, gang. The Australian Open is under way! Seriously, does anyone care about this, because I am honestly curious about the state of tennis' popularity. [Aussie Open] -
#golf
John Daly Gets All Smashy With Fan's Camera
What happens when you get close to John Daly with an item that isn't either donuts or booze; he destroys it. Here's Australian Open fan Brad Clegg and what used to be his camera. More » -
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When Your Ball Lands In A Kangaroo's Pouch, Forget It, That Ball Is Gone
So a man named Dan Hopper has sent us a photo of a kangaroo invading the Australian Open. And suddenly, our existence on this Earth makes total sense. It's the circle of liiiife ... More »
