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    Weed Against Speed: There hasn't been this much coverage regarding an Australian man releasing the contents of his bowels since Steve Irwin was attacked by that stingray. more »
    Jefferson Tardship: ♫Drunken Austrailian Rugby man He shits on carpets in his homeland...♫ more »
    Jen P: Just one alcohol related incident and he would be done with rugby forever. Strange. I always assumed rugby was an alcohol-related incident. more »
    Weed Against Speed: How come the dingo didn't eat his poopy? more »
    Hatey McLife: Not since the BBWAA elected Bruce Sutter, has shitting on the Hall gotten so much attention. more »
    ClueHeywood: Everyone knows that when you're housebreaking Australians, it's common to have "accidents." more »
    Rob Iracane: Being in Australia, the poop actually swirled counter-clockwise out of his ass. Ahem, I mean arse. more »
    Karlifornia: didgeri...doo-doo? more »
    Gourmet Spud: ...his team—the Sydney Roosters... Myles puts the "doo doo" in "cock-a-doodle-doo"! ...and possibly the "cock". ...but "kad" may be stretching it. more »
    Steve U: I saw that Baz Lurhmann movie! Wouldn't that make them a nation full of people capable of spontaneously breaking out into classic pop songs? more »
    Mr. Praline: If Samsung pulls their sponsorship, I'm sure another company would love to scoop it up. more »
    MarkKelsosMigraine: Lenny Dykstra responds, "Australians? Fuck the Australians! They are a criminal colony!" more »
    BruschisBrewsky: He should have first contacted Najeh Davenport for helpful hints on how to conceal your steaming pile. more »
    ScientificMapp: The Roosters are really out of control. Wattle the Australian press say about this? more »
    UpstateUnderdog: Let those of you who have never took a dump outside a hotel room cast the first stone. more »
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    Not Just Another Drunken Rugby Pooping Incident

    Australian Rugby has been laid low by scandal after a horrific "atrocity" committed by one its players. Specifically, 25-year-old Nate Myles, who—drunk, naked and locked out of his room—took a giant dump in a hotel hallway. The horror. More »