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more about #babies more comments → DennyCrane: more » I Party With Smoot: /fixed? more » Bobby Big Wheel: Looks like Baby Charlie Weis will be done soon too more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: I'm holding out for Baby Weiss more » twoeightnine: Get that weak ass shit out of here. more » That Just Happened: weak. fuck tressel and fuck ohio state. - love THE Ohio University. Ohio's first and finest. more » ClickClickThud: Pareene? Holy shit, now we've got a former Wonkette writing Deadspin? I'm looking forward to the upcoming article on ESPN's planned Extreme Assfuc... more » Steve U: I grew up in Minnesota, which means everyone I've ever rooted for has been a loser True, but at least all the women are strong, and all the children ... more » contains_hot_liquid: Well I for one am glad someone saw the Mekons. more » J-No: Alex, Kirby Puckett beat his wife and is therefore, by definition, also a loser. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Call me when there is sperm from a Ben Vereen look-alike. more » Chamomiles Davis: No pressure, kid. more » Matt_T: But he gave him the middle name of UGA's stadium. more » twoeightnine: Don't worry, Weurffel Brimford will be there to protect him. more » UpstateUnderdog: If he wanted to name his kid after Tebow he should have named him Concrete Cyanide. Also, this guy might have issues since he named his first kid, Buc... more » -
#whimsy
Baby Tressel Is A Sharp Dresser
Concerned reader Robert is worried that regular Mangino won't be with us much longer, so his baby form will go wanting. So he presents the world with Baby Tressel. Thoughts? -
#sperm
Finally, a No-Hassle Way to Receive Semen From a Dude That Looks Like This
What mother wouldn't want a puffy, bloated, thick-necked bouncing baby boy? Thanks to a sperm bank in Los Angeles, you can make your dream of birthing Ben Roethlisberger's baby without sleeping with Ben Roethlisberger come true. More » -
#collegefootball
Meet Tebow Sanford Crumley
Naming your children after Florida quarterbacks: Isolated case, or alarming worldwide trend? Tebow Crumley was born on Thursday, and can already bench press 200 pounds and sing all the lyrics to The Pirates of Penzance. More » -
