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more about #baltimoreorioles more comments → Hatey McLife: 'Who in the world would do something like that,' and I have no idea," Ripken's mother, Vi... Ripken's aunt, Emacs, refused to comment on the story. more » Chamomiles Davis: "Well, Mr. Ripken, you may have obliterated Lou Gehrig's record, but I was the one who obliterated Lou Gehrig. Ha! Beat that, brother-of-Fuckface!" --ALS more » Steve U: Arch Criminals Make Off With Baltimore's Only Memory Of Cal Ripken Jr. Well, as crimes go, I suppose this was a fairly sarcastic one. more » Civil Negligence: Angelos then promptly turned around and traded the statue for Lenny Dykstra's 1986 World Series ring. more » roland_t_flakfizer: Like all things in life, I blame Yoko for this more » HockeyMountain: They also arrested the drunk guys who tried to erect a statue in Billy Ripken's honor. more » Hatey McLife: won two Most Valuable Awards, was selected to 19 All-Star teams and obliterated Lou Gehrig's record by playing in 2,632 consecutive games. That may b... more » Kid Canada: And me? I'm employee #8. I make baskets. I also make huge sporting wagers in Vegas that I can't afford. more » ArkansasFred: What are the odds it's currently propped up on two milk crates, serving as Rex Grossman's coffee table? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Ninjas, please be on the lookout for obvious and easy Bubbles pictures and comments. more » Quake 'n' Shake: I only see one tool in that video. more » racistmascot_inc: I only see one tool. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: +1, guy in charge of music more » Gravy: C'mon, it's only a misdemeanor. No reason to get Interpol involved. more » Steve U: I generally just root for Jeff Bridges. more » -
#mlb
Arch Criminals Make Off With Baltimore's Only Memory Of Cal Ripken Jr.
How bad has crime become in Baltimore now that The Wire is off the air? Hooligans pilfered a three-foot high aluminum number "8" from Camden Yards last week. Now no one in the city can count to nine. More » -
#duan
Orioles Fan Overestimates His Five Tool Abilities
Quick poll question: When a guy runs on the field during a baseball game, do you root for the dude or security? Or do you just root for blood? Keep in mind, you're at an Orioles game. More » -
#mlb
Weak-Hitting Player Rips Manager For Not Letting Him Hit Weakly
"I don't appreciate the disrespect, because I've been playing hurt for a guy who won't respect you. I don't deserve it...It's time for me to move on." -Melvin Mora, (.256, 3 HR, 27 RBI) on being benched. Again. [Baltimore Sun] -
#whyyourstadiumsucks
Why Your Stadium Sucks: Oriole Park At Camden Yards
This is a weekly feature in which I (and maybe you, too, readers) detail the various reasons for hating your ballpark. This week: Oriole Park at Camden Yards. More » -
#mlb
The 'Boo Teixeira' Movement Seems To Be Losing Steam
And so we have an early indication of why Mark Teixeira chose the Yankees over the Orioles this offseason. Game 3 of the series today at Camden Yards: Good seats still available. More » -
#mlb
Yankees All Of A Sudden Don't Like Fan Interference
It's hard to imagine an opening day that could have gone better for the Orioles, and that doesn't just include the torrent of abuse they let loose on "Treasonous Tex." More » -
#mlb
Orioles Fans Prepared To Explain To Teixeira That All Is Forgiven
The weather looks fine for the Orioles home opener today against the Yankees (4 p.m., ET), with the forecast calling for scattered clouds, variable winds and a 95 percent chance of heavy cursing at Mark Teixeira. More » -
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#mediameltdowns
Orioles' Radio Station Turns Rain-Delay Into "Canceled" Game
Fans in Baltimore waiting for the Orioles game to resume yesterday after a 90-minute rain delay may have been confused when the game resumed, but the radio crew calling the action was nowhere to be found. More » -
#mlb
In Which Andy McPhail Finally Crosses The Pond
Orioles are last team in AL East to sign a Japanese player, grabbing Yomiuri Giants pitcher Koji Uehara for two years, $10 million. Pay no attention to his 2008 stats. [Baltimore Sun] -
#mlb
Teixeira Announcement May Be Just Minutes, Or Seconds, Away
Well it was fun pretending that Mark Teixeira had chosen the Mets. But the Washington Times is reporting that a real announcement is close — like today close — and that the choice is ... More »
