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more about #baltimoreravens more comments → Hit Bull Win Steak: that game was like reading an entire Deadspin post full of nothing but pink highlighted comments. /starred commenters burden'd more » David Hume: If I was a football writer, I'd collect the various failures, mishaps and embarassments of Cleveland's NFL franchise and publish them in a column sect... more » Hatey McLife: I held up a "No Fun Looseys" sign outside of the FDA, after they banned my beloved cherry flavored cigarettes. #clevelandbrowns more » ArkansasFred: That was supposed to be an NFL game? Yikes. #clevelandbrowns more » Phintastic: Browns fans also know overeating. #clevelandbrowns more » AzureTexan: This just in: CBS will preempt the Cleveland-Detroit broadcast in order to televise the Wayne County Bridge. #clevelandbrowns more » UpstateUnderdog: With her(?) being a Browns fan and from Cleveland her sign should read: No Fun Living #clevelandbrowns more » apostles03: "Of course, I've had it in my ear before" Iggy Pop & Brady Quinn #clevelandbrowns more » DirkToberFest: I'm surprised we didn't see more people in Browns jerseys with plastic bags over their heads. #clevelandbrowns more » Barry Lutz: I am still ready for some football, Hank. #clevelandbrowns more » norbizness: There's only one way for a beleaguered fan to to get attention and that's to go full Cuyahoga River and set oneself on fire. I'll bet Brady Quinn was... more » Bobby Big Wheel: The fan made that poster after reading Goin' Rogue #clevelandbrowns more » Kid Canada: That's the worst attempt at drawing the Rolling Stones logo I've ever seen. #clevelandbrowns more » ArkansasFred: More comedic value: The Cleveland Show or the Redskins/Bucs game? more » Meta Torrent: ghj more » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Browns Fans Know Understatement
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#nfl
Derek Mason Stands On His Head In New England
Mason held on for the game's first touchdown despite landing on his head. However fellow Raven Jared Gaither was not as fortunate. The tackle was carted off the field after suffering an apparent neck injury. More » -
#keyshawnjohnson
Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
Gifted trash talkers as they are, Keyshawn Johnson and Cris Carter's insults do not always prove true. After shitting all over Baltimore's offense by calling Joe Flacco "a bum," the Ravens exploded Sunday and fired back at the analysts. More » -
#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: Baltimore Ravens
Some people are fans of the Baltimore Ravens. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Baltimore Ravens. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. More » -
#nfl
Drew Bennett's Glorious Two-Day Run With The Ravens
On Friday, wide receiver Drew Bennett was healthy, rested and ready to play. So Baltimore gave him a one-year contract. Then he woke up on Sunday with a sore knee, so he retired. Didn't the Ravens call no takebacks? More » -
#laments
Journeyman Wide Receivers Make You Question Your Mortality
Derrick Mason retired yesterday. He is my favorite Spartan football player of all time. We both graduated from Michigan State in the same year. He had a productive 12-year NFL career. I do this. More » -
#nfldraft
The Ravens' Scientific Approach To NFL Draft, Food
Baltimore director of player personnel Eric DeCosta: "We even grade our lunches. If I say it's a 6.2 lunch — all the guys know what that means, pretty good, but not great." [NYT] -
#nfl
Does Ray-Ray Want To Be A Cowboy?
"Dallas owner Jerry Jones believes his team is in the serious hunt for a Super Bowl title next season, and thinks Lewis would be a help in the Cowboys locker room." [Ravens Insider] -
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#afcchampionshipgameblogdome
This Sign Is The Unkindest Cut Of All
This Steelers fan not only knows his franchise history, but he understands how to deliver a crushing insult (sign on far left of photo). Devastating. [Flickr] More » -
#nfl
Buddy's Kid Will Try His Hand With The Jets
Jets waste no time, reportedly ready to hire Ravens' defensive coordinator Rex Ryan as their new head coach sometime today. [NBCSports] -
#afcchampionship
Baltimore at Pittsburgh: The Right To Be "That Other Team" Playing In The Super Bowl
You good people can do your own live bloggin' right here in this thread for the AFC Championship Game.
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#nflplayoffblogdome
The AFC Championship Game As Imagined By An Eight-Year-Old Boy
Yes, this Pittsburgh Post-Gazette graphic sums up Sunday's AFC Championship game matchup perfectly (WTF?). Time to worry: That Raven looks totally unaffected by the deadly eye beams. [Best Week Ever] More » -
#nflplayoffs
This Is A Lot More Creative Than One Of Those Boring Mayors' Bets
In addition to being the youngest mayor in Pittsburgh history, Luke Ravenstahl is a rabid Steelers fan. Put those two things together and you get this: A publicity stunt for the ages.
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#afcplayoffblogdome
Your Team Has No Chance Against The Pittsburgh Sumo Attack
What they're saying out in the ether about the weekend's AFC playoff games ... More » -
#nflplayoffs
Pay No Attention To The Berman In The Background
Two top seeds slept for an extra week in their comfy, comfy beds and then promptly got bounced from their Super Bowl dream machine yesterday. How do you feel today Steelers and Giants fans? More » -
#afcdivisionalplayoff
The Baltimore Ravens And Tennessee Titans Are Your Opening Act
Consider this your open thread to talk about all the fireworks about to take place in the Titans/Ravens 4:30 Divisional Mexican Stand-Off. More » -
#afcplayoffblogdome
Who Dares To Tamper In Joe Flacco's Unibrow Domain?
The Baltimore Ravens' Joe Flacco-led run through the AFC playoffs is just one more example of a famous unibrow influencing world events. [East Coast Bias] More »
