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more about #barackobama more comments → HockeyMountain: #rabblerabblerabble Your place for complaints on the new comment system (seriously, let's keep them out of the story comments) #barackobama more » UkraineNotWeak: They say Hitler and Stalin could also play some man defense. #barackobama more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Not only is the Big Boss Man out of reach on a plane, he's surely got a male flight attendant shoving that infamous billy club halfway up his own ass.... more » Starburied: Practicing with UNC and then playing 1-on-1 with a Dukie. Is that John Kerry in blackface? #barackobama more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: #DEFCONputhiminthepopcornmachin.... #barackobama more » HockeyMountain: Funny how the Big Boss Man chose this particular hour to be 35,000 feet in the air and beyond the reach of angry emails. Curious, indeed. Of course h... more » Civil Negligence: What a block!!! Give that man the NBA Championship! #barackobama more » The Gizmo from Pismo: lol If you're a liberal and don't find this funny, it is because you don't like being made fun of. If you're a connie and don't find this funny, it i... more » Pete Gaines: I just read this again. And read the comments. And laughed long. And hard. Mmmm...long and hard. more » BruschisBrewsky: Honest question: I realize this crap doesn't play that well around here (Pareene apparently does not), seeing as how it's a sports site and all. But i... more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: I'm satired. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I didn't know my father in law knew how to internet. more » HockeyMountain: And if, perchance, the judges reward your dive with a perfect score? You'll be strongly encouraged to "share" some of those points with your neighbors... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: +1 for A Hike with Herbert Hoover more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Oh shit, just read the tag. This means an equally moronic "counterpoint" is coming. Wonderful. more » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Obama's Body Man Gets Bodied Up
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
#point
Obama's Agony of Defeat
Our President found one community his thugs couldn't organize into submission: the International Olympic Committee. Without their usual control of the ballots, Obama's adoptive hometown cronies found themselves, for once, on the losing side of an election. More » -
#2016olympics
Who Is To Blame For Chicago's Olympic-Sized Failure?
Chicago did everything it could to bring the Olympics home....or did it? After all that time, effort and money wasted, someone needs to pay—and there are plenty of places to point your fingers. So let's assign some blame! More » -
#diplomacy
World War III Will Be Fought With Dishes And Swishes
President Obama showed the Chinese Vice Premier proper jump shot form, and also quoted Yao Ming. I suppose reducing a nation of one billion to a stereotype isn't so offensive if that stereotype is "they all love basketball." [CBS News] -
#wnba
The White House Welcomes Shock And Aww, Not That Again
In welcoming your WNBA world champions to his home, the First Bulls Fan lamented congratulating former-and-forever Piston Bill Laimbeer — controversy! scandal! developing! — so Laimbeer will probably be back next week to resolve the conflict over beers. [CBS] -
#ncaafootball
Talk About Hope And Change In D.C.
There are people who care about reforming the Bowl Championship Series, and there are people who go homeless to reform the Bowl Championship Series. Guess which category Brandon Kennedy, author of "The Kennedy Proposal," belongs to. More » -
#whimsy
Shaq Vs. The Secret Service
Shaquille O'Neal plans to meet the owner of the world's most famous White Sox jacket by walking up to his home's gated entrance, ringing the doorbell and asking if Barack Obama would like to sit on his lap. [Bog] -
#politics
Fixing The President's Throwing Motion
As you know, our commander-in-chief took the mound last night and did an excellent impression of a man trying to throw a party balloon. I asked some experts to evaluate Obama's mechanics and explain just what needed to be fixed. More » -
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#emeritus
The All-Star Game, Through The Eyes Of A Great Photographer
For the second consecutive year, I attended the Baseball All-Star parade. (Sorry: "Red Carpet Day.") This year, I even stuck around for the game. Witness my sad attempt at photography as we do an old school Road Trip. More » -
#duan
Oddsmakers Like Obama's Chances Of Not Humiliating Himself Tonight
Bodog is taking prop bets on whether the president will bounce his first pitch at the All-Star Game and thus send his country spiraling into a Depression or something. At present, the moneyline's liking Obama's arm: More » -
#sadwhimsy
Where Is The Brotherly Love?
Just when race relations in the United States seemed all hunky-dory — welcome to the White House, Mr. President — a swim club in Philadelphia kicks out 60 minority campers because they would "change the complexion" of the club. More » -
#nhl
The Fate Of U.S.-Russia Relations Rests On Alexander Ovechkin's Stick
"As a resident of Washington, D.C., I continue to benefit from the contributions of Russians — specifically, from Alexander Ovechkin," said Barack Obama, who was criticized for not being a true puckhead. Don't get greedy, Capitals fans. [D.C. Sports Bog] -
#allstargame
Obama To Throw Out First Pitch At All-Star Game
He will be the first president to attend an All-Star Game since Gerald Ford, but only the third White Sox fan to get drunk and beat up a first base coach. [MLB.com] -
#nba
Mr. President, Meet The King
LeBron and a "group of close friends" visited Barack Obama in the White House Monday. I know The First Fan is busy saving the world, but doesn't he have aides to tell him the Lakers won the NBA title? [AP] -
#barackobama
Who's Got Next At The White House?
Did you know Barack Obama plays basketball? I certainly didn't. Word on the street, though, is that he's all about playing a little pick-up ball every now and voting day. More » -
#jurisprudence
Sonia Sotomayor: Not A Squishy, Wild-Eyed Commie, After All
"Some say," Barack Obama offered this morning, by way of introducing his Supreme Court nominee, "Judge Sotomayor saved baseball." True, at least to the extent that Sonia Sotomayor saved baseball from itself. What Obama didn't say: Sotomayor totally screwed over Maurice Clarett. More » -
#bowling
America Takes Special Needs Bowling Way Too Seriously
The President of the United States hates you, America, so much so that instead of fixing the economy like he was told to, he went on a silly talk show to trash talk disabled people. More » -
#nfl
Happy St. Patty's Day, Dan Rooney
President Obama nominates Steelers owner Dan Rooney as the U.S. ambassador to Ireland. They should love Steely McBeam over there. [Boston Globe]
