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more about #barrybonds more comments → Kid Canada: That 2003 Steroid List Does Not Belong To Them Translation of Sammy Sosa's grand jury testimony: Someone set up us the bomb! more » Clarence Rosario: 9th Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco (i.e., dirty hippies) ruled Fuck, yeah, they still do! more » Steve U: Sotomayor, J. issued the opinion of the court: BE IT HEREBY ORDERED that the U.S. Attorneys, FBI Agents and MLB Officials at issue shall gather for a... more » Weed Against Speed: Why is there a federal case about the guy who sang "Rock Me Amadeus"? more » Silent Q: It could still go to the Supreme Court—since there are larger issues at stake about searching electronic records Somehow, I just knew that Kraftwer... more » Hatey McLife: I could really care less about these, I'm just happy we got the Test results: Oxycodone. more » Stev D: I am sooooooooooooo glad the courts don't have anything better to do then rule on whether some evidence was seized illegally. more » Gourmet Spud: ...the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco (i.e., dirty hippies)... I enjoy how each of their decisions ends with, "...and that's just, lik... more » MattinglysSideburns: It could still go to the Supreme Court. That's a relief. If it went to the Supremes Court, they'd just keep us hangin' on. more » Bob Loblaw: Well this ruling is as good as reversed. In the Ninth Circuit it's "Opposite Day" everyday. -law dork more » the earl of weaver: ...the seizure was illegal... You hear that, Cutler? Keep that insulin flowing unless you want a flag for excessive celebration. more » ClickClickThud: I'm drafting the multi-party indictment against the Padres, who did nothing to deter me from shitting the bed this season. more » Vone: My hero Stone Cold Steve Austin has done nothing to stop me from getting into wrestling, he doesnt even need a ring! all he needs is a beer, a woman, ... more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Tiger Woods has done nothing to stop me from banging models, playing professional golf and making millions a year and you don't see me doing any of th... more » Rock, Flag and Eagle: That's why all these adult men have a fascination for little girls on stage. Watching Rowan and Martin fist Goldie Hawn on a weekly basis has that eff... more » -
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Court Tells Feds That 2003 Steroid List Does Not Belong To Them
A U.S. appeals court laid the smack down on the Justice Department this week, ruling that the MLB steroid test results that keeps conveniently leaking to the press should have never have been given to prosecutors to begin with. More » -
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U.S. Attorney: Barry Bonds Prosecution Is Important Because Stan Musial Smoked Cigarettes. Or Something.
Joseph Russoniello, U.S. attorney for the Northern District of California, feels very strongly about Barry Bonds and the use of performance-enhancing drugs. Why? Because Stan Musial, the Perfect Knight, turned him into a smoker, that's why. More » -
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Twitter Will Clear Up The Barry Bonds Grand Jury Testimony
The Daily News' investigative team — also known as the people who helped buckle Roger Clemens' knees — are turning their attention to Barry Bonds, posting his grand jury testimony in 140-character chunks. The first tweet: "Confidential." Juicy. [BarryBondsGJ Twitter] -
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Barry Bonds Is Available, Ladies
Barry Bonds' year-and-a-half long exile from baseball has given him the opportunity to spend a lot of time with his family—which might explain why his wife filed for divorce yesterday. [SF Chronicle] -
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Barry Bonds Was Doing This For The Kids
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Look Who's Here, Everyone. It's Barry Bonds!
In today's episode of "Everybody Loves Barry," the semi-retired slugger pays a visit to his old home, gets a standing ovation, and explains that evil jerk side of his brain—that's just a character he plays! More » -
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The Barry Bonds Saga Will Never End
Jury selection in the Barry Bonds perjury trial was supposed to start yesterday. Yeah, that's not going to happen. Ever. More » -
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Judge Throws Out First Bonds Evidence Of The Season
Judge in the Barry Bonds perjury trial rules that the former Giant's alleged positive drug tests and doping calendars are not admissible. Comical 22-foot syringe good to go, however. [USA Today] -
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Bonds' Testicles May Not Have To Testify After All
Attorneys for Barry Bonds on Wednesday made a defense filing that their client's gigantic skull and tiny nuts should not be entered into evidence at his perjury trial. More » -
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Bud Selig Is Going To Make Everything OK (With Selig Fail Update)
Not only is Bud Selig going to suspend Alex Rodriguez, (maybe ... perhaps), but he's going to reinstate Hank Aaron as the all-time leader in home runs (if he can find his pen). More » -
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Unsealed Bonds Documents Include Alleged Doping Calendar
A federal judge today unsealed documents that prosecutors contend are Barry Bonds' monthly doping schedule. The calendars are allegedly what Bonds and his trainer Greg Anderson used to chart the athlete's use of performance-enhancing drugs. More » -
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Meet The Man Who Will Testify Against Barry Bonds
The Feds are filling out their roster for their big showdown against Barry Bonds, and have found a catcher. Here's Bobby Estalella, who is expected to testify to firsthand knowledge that Bonds used steroids. More » -
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Feds Say They Have The Smoking Gun, Er, Urine Sample, In Bonds Perjury Case
You thought that you were in the clear on this steroids thing, Barry, but like all criminals, you made one key mistake. You peed in a cup. More » -
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Congratulations On Your New Acquisition, Boston!
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Rinku And Dinesh Tap Barry Bonds For Insight Into Mysterious "Pirates city"
"Rinku and I going Barry Bonds house. We talking Barry Bonds sir about Pirates city. [W]e learning Willie Stargell, Dave Parker, Roberto Clemente. We learning coaches. We liking Barry Bonds best." [The Million Dollar Arm] -
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Maybe Barry Bonds Wasn't Lying After All
A report posted on Yahoo Sports today contends that Barry Bonds may not have perjured himself in federal court, because the drugs he is accused of taking—and lying about—were not actually illegal. More »
