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more about #barryzito more comments → Kid Canada: "What A Man's Gotta Do" a.k.a. "Any Blonde With a Pulse" more » Artie Fufkin: I gave my wife a Hairy Zito last night. It was her first. more » the earl of weaver: I also hear that he and Lincecum share a Polish two-story outhouse. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Do they have a San Francisco steamer? more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Did I miss the contest for "picture that looks most like the cover of a softcore gay porno"? more » JohnnyDakotaStateU: is this the album cover for "Barry Zito Presents...the Music of Creed?" more » UkraineNotWeak: Barry, please don't let us know whether or not you use steam heat. more » Stev D: Zito should have run him over and said "this is for destroying the hour long Simpsons block that Stev D had enjoyed for so, so many years." more » David Hume: Boy, are they in for a letdown; I mean, when's the last time you saw a pitcher who was any good with his bat? more » MattinglysSideburns: Idling just in front of Zito was Mark Mulder, behind the wheel of an actual taxi. more » apostles03: He charmed those broads with his guitar. ♫I gave my love a cherry That had no stone I gave my love a chicken That had no bones ♫ more » Pornstars-for-Wilbon: I'm surprised he didn't walk all the girls home. more » Weed Against Speed: Can you enter from the rear in a Poon Taxi? more » David Hume: Breaking news: Women like expensive, pretty and useless objects. Oh, and jewelry, too. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: TMZ reader comment: he'll bouncck thiz year w/ that wicked crurf ball of hiz...... Posted at 1:19PM on Jan 13th 2009 by 99centz I have no idea what... more » -
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Barry Zito Prepares To Illuminate The World With His Atrocious Singing
Sweet mother of Christmas, this is bad. Giants super-chill pitcher Barry Zito is recording an album and, unfortunately for him (and anyone who listens), one of his songs was leaked to The Dirty. "What A Man's Gotta Do." Ugh. [TheDirty] -
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Barry Zito Uses Twitter To Talk About His New Kitchen Appliances
"It's cold in my room, but my Dutch oven warms me up..." [Pacman Jonesin'] -
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With $126 Million, Barry Zito Apparently Bought Himself A Lucrative Poon Taxi Business
Or something. Here's the well-paid San Francisco Giants pitcher being all coy and annoyed with an over-excited professional celebrity-stalker. [TMZ] -
