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more about #baseballhalloffame more comments → MattinglysSideburns: Answer your phone, Rickey! Answer your phone! more » Doinker: Rickey Henderson petitioned for a Hall of Fame team, but was denied when Rickey was told that Ted Williams' head does not count as a legal outfielder. more » Starburied: "I might have lost a step or two, but I learned a step or two in knowledge that I can pick a pitch and walk to second base," And that pitch is called... more » Bobby Big Wheel: That's nothing. I was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus rolling down Highway 41. more » Gourmet Spud: • Has forced psychiatrists to develop a new diagnosis called "The Good Kind of Batshit Insane". more » Shakey: • Clinically insane. more » HockeyMountain: "I" , "Me". Ricky, It's like I don't even know who Ricky is anymore. The Ricky I know would never use pronouns. more » 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich: Too much man-leg more » Here comes the story of Hurricane Hudler: Oh, yeah? Well, I was born in the backseat of a Greyhound bus rollin' down Highway 41. more » Karlifornia: I told Corky Simpson that he left Jay Bell off his ballot, and he looked at me like I had just asked him if he wanted mind-blowing penis size. more » UkraineNotWeak: The cap on Rickey's plaque will simply say "Rickey". more » Slothrop: Don Mattingly got 64 Votes? Buster Olney has been busy making up identities and disguises, I see. more » Mr. Randy Watson: /Threadjack Is anyone else watching the Tony Dungy retirement press conference? I haven't seen so many grown people cry over a man named Tony since W... more » Weed Against Speed: The "Corky Simpson Factor" will soon be a reality show hosted by Joe Rogan. more » crazyjoedavola: Jay Bell- Best bunter ever. more » -
#rickey
Who Said Rickey Was Retired? It Wasn't Rickey!
Thanks for the plaque, Baseball Hall of Fame. But just for the record, Rickey isn't through yet. Anyone need a 50-year-old outfielder? More » -
#mlb
Rickey Would Like To Thank Everyone Who Made This Possible (Especially Rickey)
Rickey Henderson was swept into the Baseball Hall of Fame today with a landslide majority of 511 votes, while others received a few less. More » -
#mlb
Everyone Can Finally Shut Up About Jim Rice Now
The long, strange Cooperstown journey of James Edward Rice came to a conclusion today, as the former Red Sox slugger/malcontent finally made the HOF in his final year of eligibility.
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#media
Ancient Journalist Apologizes For Chasing Rickey Henderson Off Of His Lawn
Retired Tucson Citizen columnist Corky Simpson says he's very sorry for leaving Rickey Henderson off of his Hall of Fame ballot, and also that they've apparently canceled Murder, She Wrote. More » -
#baseballhalloffame
Welcome To The Hall, Goose
We congratulate Goose Gossage on his election to the Baseball Hall of Fame. He earned 84 percent of the vote. Jim Rice, alas, didn't make it. More » -
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#baseballhalloffame
Congratulations, Cal And Tony!
If you'll kindly excuse me, I'm going to step away from the computer for a little while to stretch my fingers, eat a Tim Horton's BLT sandwich, and watch Cal Ripken Jr. and Tony Gwynn be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame. I hope you understand. I'm really, really hungry.
